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2 line poem contest

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Originally posted by: hypn0tik
I cannot take credit for this.

You are everything that I have been wishing for.
Now get back in the kitchen, whore.
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A spinoff...

For best our love stop hastings, though our heart's compassions itch.
GET BACK IN DA KITCHEN AND MAKE ME A SAMICH, BITCH!
 
Damnit, read mine and laugh! Laugh I tell you or the thought police will whisk you away! Big Brother is watching.
 
Originally posted by: hypn0tik
Originally posted by: aldamon
Originally posted by: hypn0tik
Originally posted by: aldamon
I whisper in her ear, the woman I adore,
Lama mi bomba amor por favor.
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Translation please for those of us who do not speak Spanish.
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I rate your laziness an 11.
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Fine, be that way, lol.
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That's slang so it's really not fair, I doubt google would be able to give it a fair translation...

anyways, it means "lick my pump please, love"

lama = command form of lamer, to lick
bomba = bomb, pump, etc, sometimes slang for cock obviously
amor = love/lover
por favor = please

happy??

 
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