2 line poem contest

[rise]

Originally posted by: dirtylimey
Laying in those sheets, you look like sleeping beauty.

In an hour you will wish you hadn't consumed that roofie?

lol

 

[chuckywang]

You gave me your heart, and then your body to boot.
But now how do I wipe all this blood off my clown suit?

 

[kstu]

For your beauty, most any girl would wish,
But your pussy smells of 10 day old fish.

 

[AStar617]

In the waiting line for "beauty", God put you at the front;
Too bad for "class", he put you last, you fscking little...

...nevermind :Q😛

 

[bigrash]

Originally posted by: dirtylimey
Laying in those sheets, you look like sleeping beauty.

In an hour you will wish you hadn't consumed that roofie?

lol

 

[chuckywang]

Looking at you, I knew my words had to be tender and warm.
So I said, "Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform?"

 

[tigersty1e]

You are so beautiful, You are so fine;
But nine months later and that shit ain't mine!

 

[MmmSkyscraper]

Our hearts intertwined for the rest of our lives
Did I mention I like to play with knives?

 

[Mizugori]

wheresoever you go, i promise to follow

...as long as you swallow

 

[Terabyte]

Originally posted by: hypn0tik
When I saw you, I knew right away it was less than three.
Shut up and tend to my eight equals equals equals D.

hahahah <3 + 8==D

 

[interchange]

:heart:
:brokenheart:

I'm not much for words.

 

[interchange]

I swore to love you forever--even your cat
But that was before you got so damned fat.

 

[hypn0tik]

Oh Cecilia, I'm down on my knees I'm begging you please...
Wait, wtf? You get down on YOUR knees...

 

[MisterJackson]

A love that blossomed on 5th and Main

Has led to these cuffs that do constrain

 

[bmacd]

Those were great, especially the ATOT contributions.

 

[Nik]

Originally posted by: lozina

Originally posted by: GuitarDaddy
When I first met you, you stole my :heart:
Now when I think of you, it just makes me fart

There's a show from Nickelodeon who's going to sue you for plagiarism 😉

GET IT RIGHT OR PAY THE PRICE

 

[zinfamous]

Originally posted by: MmmSkyscraper
The wedding day was the happiest of our lives,
Now I pray you get infected by Tsetse flies.

+5 for use of tsetse flies
:beer:

 

[zinfamous]

Originally posted by: TallBill
Heaven is from where you were sent.
And you only cost me one months rent.

lol
this is gold too.

 

[sdifox]

You are the love of my life
Too bad I hate my life

 

[Nik]

I Love you
You bitch.

 

[KLin]

Your kiss reminds me of a fine german ale,
Too bad you're as fat as a frigging blue whale.

 

[tigersty1e]

The way we fell in love, it seemed like fate,
Until I found out you were jailbait.

 

[Journer]

boobs are big, perky, and round
how much did you lay down?

 

[hypn0tik]

I cannot take credit for this.

You are everything that I have been wishing for.
Now get back in the kitchen, whore.

 

[aldamon]

I whisper in her ear, the woman I adore,
Lama mi bomba amor por favor.