2 line poem contest

[lozina]

Originally posted by: GuitarDaddy
When I first met you, you stole my :heart:
Now when I think of you, it just makes me fart

There's a show from Nickelodeon who's going to sue you for plagiarism

 

[ElFenix]

when we first met, you set my heart afire
but when i say i love you, i am a liar.

 

[effowe]

Originally posted by: lozina

Originally posted by: GuitarDaddy
When I first met you, you stole my :heart:
Now when I think of you, it just makes me fart

There's a show from Nickelodeon who's going to sue you for plagiarism

That would be Salute your Shorts, great show. Donkey Lips FTW.

 

[MmmSkyscraper]

My heart to you I did bestow,
Now say hello to the rocks below.

 

[kstu]

Your breasts, many people they could be feeding,
On your next period, I hope you never stop bleeding.

 

[kranky]

My life with you through the years has been deep and rich
And when that inheritance clears, it'll be "so long, b****!"

 

[hypn0tik]

Your smile makes me believe I can fly
Your body makes me want to die.

 

[rise]

Originally posted by: MmmSkyscraper
My heart to you I did bestow,
Now say hello to the rocks below.

lol.

its funny cuz its violent /homer

 

[TheNinja]

I used to love to spend the night porking in my dojo
That is entil I realized you where a smelly pirate ho

 

[middlehead]

I approve of this thread.

 

[SoulAssassin]

I love you
I hate you


//simplicity itself

 

[bigrash]

Originally posted by: chuckywang
Your touch felt warm, gentle, and kind.
Even if you were screaming "NO!" the entire time.

haha

This thread rocks! A+++

 

[TallBill]

Originally posted by: chuckywang
Your touch felt warm, gentle, and kind.
Even if you were screaming "NO!" the entire time.

Winner!

 

[thecrecarc]

I love you the most, my beautiful lover,
well that is, until i met your mother.

 

[TallBill]

Heaven is from where you were sent.
And you only cost me one months rent.

 

[TallBill]

You've fullfilled all my dreams and wishes.
You give great head and do my dishes.

 

[hypn0tik]

When I'm in your arms, I feel so snug.
Cocaine is one hell of a drug.

 

[thecrecarc]

You are pretty, like a red rose
Too bad im allergic to flowers and hos.

 

[thecrecarc]

You are all i wanted in my poor life
Now i wonder, if i should tell my wife.

 

[SlowSpyder]

Your body so hot, and you screw like a machine.
Unfortunately for you I like them young, and will dump you when you finally turn thirteen.

 

[dirtylimey]

Laying in those sheets, you look like sleeping beauty.

In an hour you will wish you hadn't consumed that roofie?

 

[hypn0tik]

You are so beautiful like Snow White, you are so fair.
I'm like the tortoise, getting there before the hare.

 

[MmmSkyscraper]

Originally posted by: dirtylimey
Laying in those sheets, you look like sleeping beauty.

In an hour you will wish you hadn't consumed that roofie?

Long time no post?

/me waves

 

[dirtylimey]

Originally posted by: MmmSkyscraper

Originally posted by: dirtylimey
Laying in those sheets, you look like sleeping beauty.

In an hour you will wish you hadn't consumed that roofie?

Long time no post?

/me waves

I saw a creative outlet and couldn't not post.

 

[richardycc]

the bj you gave me was nice,
now get the f out of my sight.