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19% of Adults are morons!

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Startling new poll results from CNN here Eighty-one percent of adults surveyed said they use seat belts in the front seat of a vehicle; 100-81 = 19.
 
hmm....
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<< I think 80% isnt that the amount of overwieght adults?
Therefore we can say all skiny americans are morons! >>

Nice 😀
 
It doesn't take a CNN poll to deduce that 18% of adults are morons... in fact I think that figure is SEVERLY low. :Q
 
its way more than that... more like 97%

thats just for seat belts... take into account how many drive suvs 80mph in the snow/ice.... how many drink and drive..... etc etc etc
 
nationally the rate is only about 73% if i remember correctly. do a little digging here and you might find the up to date number, i'm too lazy.
 


<< I find it hard to drive without a seat belt, i just feel somthing missing when i dont. >>



Yeah, kinda like using a knife blade-first.
 
What's this I hear that morons are now classified as a minority group thus qualifying for protection and affirmative action??:Q
 


<< wow, that was a lot lower than i thought it wouild be

i figured about 60% of adults are morons >>



spoken like a true teenager 😉

I always wear my seatbelt, just because I can tuck my fries in there, and they will not fall out 🙂
 
it says that the number is increasing so i guess we have less morons now than in the 80s or something. it says 80% of people are overweight. so i guess that means, that a lot of those morons are fat?
 
I saw the thing on CNN when they announced it and then this guy from Brooklyn said he wanted to put the entire borough on a diet...
 


<< I think 80% isnt that the amount of overwieght adults?
Therefore we can say all skiny americans are morons! >>



They're not fat, they're big boned!

not fat -> skinny -> 100% of all Americans are skinny -> 100% of them are morons.

Sounds about right.
 


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<< You know how dumb the average person is, right? Well, ~50% of the population is even dumber. >>


Well met >>

LOL 🙂
 
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