19% of Adults are morons!

[Nemesis77]

About 95% of teenagers are morons. When they grow up, the number of morons drops to about 80%

 

[jackwhitter]

"figures never lie, but sometimes liars figure." --don't remember at the moment.

 

[Derango]

In my opinion, 97% of the worlds population are morons anyway, and approximatly 30% of those are stupid morons

 

[Peetoeng]

Many self-hating morons in this thread

 

[Fausto]

Skoorb: you live in Alabama, right? It took a CNN poll to convince you that a significant amount of adults are morons? You may have just been ignoring the warning signs prior to now....

Fausto

 

[melly]

Lots of people are idiots, 18% is a bit low...

why there's a whole nation of 'em south of the border

(hint: I live in Canada, not The States)


jk/ but in all honesty, that figure is rediculously low.

 

[spazntwich1]

<< Lots of people are idiots, 18% is a bit low...

why there's a whole nation of 'em south of the border

(hint: I live in Canada, not The States)


jk/ but in all honesty, that figure is rediculously low. >>



*Ahem*

Mr. Non Idiot? It's spelled 'ridiculously'.

 

[Murphyrulez]

<< its way more than that... more like 97%

thats just for seat belts... take into account how many drive suvs 80mph in the snow/ice.... how many drink and drive..... etc etc etc >>



I can't resist, sorry.

Your superior intellect is implying that people who drive cars 80mph in the snow/ice aren't morons?

Smart. I think you may fit yourself into that 97% now, sir.

 

[HomeBrewerDude]

average intelligence is a scary thing.

 

[CKDragon]

<<

<< its way more than that... more like 97%

thats just for seat belts... take into account how many drive suvs 80mph in the snow/ice.... how many drink and drive..... etc etc etc >>



I can't resist, sorry.

Your superior intellect is implying that people who drive cars 80mph in the snow/ice aren't morons?

Smart. I think you may fit yourself into that 97% now, sir. >>



I think someone's kind of touchy in the morning

Take it easy, we're halfway through the work week.

CK

 

[bbarnes]

<< 38.2% of statistics are made up on the spot >>



I heard on the radio this morning that 87% of statistics are made up....


Just a coincidence I guess (excuse my spelling)

 

[Pakaderm]

Here's a scary thought...

Think about how dumb the average person is. OK, now realize that half the world's population is dumber than that guy...

Ugh. :disgust:

-Pak

 

[Pakaderm]

You know how dumb the average person is, right? Well, ~50% of the population is even dumber.

Doh, didn't see this until after I posted. Sry. I hope you don't think I'm on the lower half of that figure...

-Pak

 

[MomAndSkoorbaby]

I like my seatbelt!



I bet that stat takes cab drives into effect as well...I have never been in a cab where the driver is wearing a seatbelt!

 

[Hayabusa Rider]

so lets see

Numbers may not be exact

20% dont use seatbelts
40% have unprotected sex
50% can't find the Mediteranean Sea
40% can't figure out what 50% of half of 100 is

So...

150% of adults are morons.


Can't argue with statistics

 

[AdamDuritz99]

<< 50% can't find the Mediteranean Sea >>



I know where that is. It's right above Michigan.


peace
sean