19% of Adults are morons!

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Nemesis77

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About 95% of teenagers are morons. When they grow up, the number of morons drops to about 80%
 

Derango

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In my opinion, 97% of the worlds population are morons anyway, and approximatly 30% of those are stupid morons :)
 

Fausto

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Skoorb: you live in Alabama, right? It took a CNN poll to convince you that a significant amount of adults are morons? You may have just been ignoring the warning signs prior to now....;)

Fausto
 

melly

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Lots of people are idiots, 18% is a bit low...

why there's a whole nation of 'em south of the border

(hint: I live in Canada, not The States)


jk/ but in all honesty, that figure is rediculously low.
 

spazntwich1

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<< Lots of people are idiots, 18% is a bit low...

why there's a whole nation of 'em south of the border

(hint: I live in Canada, not The States)


jk/ but in all honesty, that figure is rediculously low.
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*Ahem*

Mr. Non Idiot? It's spelled 'ridiculously'. :p
 

Murphyrulez

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<< its way more than that... more like 97%

thats just for seat belts... take into account how many drive suvs 80mph in the snow/ice.... how many drink and drive..... etc etc etc
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I can't resist, sorry.

Your superior intellect is implying that people who drive cars 80mph in the snow/ice aren't morons?

Smart. I think you may fit yourself into that 97% now, sir.
 

CKDragon

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<<

<< its way more than that... more like 97%

thats just for seat belts... take into account how many drive suvs 80mph in the snow/ice.... how many drink and drive..... etc etc etc
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I can't resist, sorry.

Your superior intellect is implying that people who drive cars 80mph in the snow/ice aren't morons?

Smart. I think you may fit yourself into that 97% now, sir.
>>



I think someone's kind of touchy in the morning :p

Take it easy, we're halfway through the work week. :D

CK
 

bbarnes

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<< 38.2% of statistics are made up on the spot >>



I heard on the radio this morning that 87% of statistics are made up....


Just a coincidence I guess (excuse my spelling)
 

Pakaderm

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Here's a scary thought...

Think about how dumb the average person is. OK, now realize that half the world's population is dumber than that guy...

Ugh. :disgust:

-Pak
 

Pakaderm

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You know how dumb the average person is, right? Well, ~50% of the population is even dumber.

Doh, didn't see this until after I posted. Sry. I hope you don't think I'm on the lower half of that figure... ;)

-Pak
 

MomAndSkoorbaby

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I like my seatbelt!

:)

I bet that stat takes cab drives into effect as well...I have never been in a cab where the driver is wearing a seatbelt!
 

Hayabusa Rider

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so lets see

Numbers may not be exact

20% dont use seatbelts
40% have unprotected sex
50% can't find the Mediteranean Sea
40% can't figure out what 50% of half of 100 is

So...

150% of adults are morons.


Can't argue with statistics :D
 

AdamDuritz99

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<< 50% can't find the Mediteranean Sea >>



I know where that is. It's right above Michigan.


peace
sean


:D
 

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