19% of Adults are morons!

[StageLeft]

Startling new poll results from CNN here Eighty-one percent of adults surveyed said they use seat belts in the front seat of a vehicle; 100-81 = 19.

 

[cressida]

hmm....

 

[chiwawa626]

I think 80% isnt that the amount of overwieght adults?
Therefore we can say all skiny americans are morons!

 

[StageLeft]

<< I think 80% isnt that the amount of overwieght adults?
Therefore we can say all skiny americans are morons! >>

Nice

 

[Rent]

It doesn't take a CNN poll to deduce that 18% of adults are morons... in fact I think that figure is SEVERLY low. :Q

 

[rival]

38.2% of statistics are made up on the spot

 

[Ladies Man]

its way more than that... more like 97%

thats just for seat belts... take into account how many drive suvs 80mph in the snow/ice.... how many drink and drive..... etc etc etc

 

[Sir Fredrick]

You know how dumb the average person is, right? Well, ~50% of the population is even dumber.

 

[b0mbrman]

<< You know how dumb the average person is, right? Well, ~50% of the population is even dumber. >>


Well met

 

[pyonir]

nationally the rate is only about 73% if i remember correctly. do a little digging here and you might find the up to date number, i'm too lazy.

 

[Brutuskend]

19% seems low to me..........

 

[AlwaysWong]

<< 38.2% of statistics are made up on the spot >>



I thought it was more like 70%

 

[Luden]

I find it hard to drive without a seat belt, i just feel somthing missing when i dont.

 

[yakko]

<< 38.2% of statistics are made up on the spot >>

I thought it was 104% +/- 150%.

 

[jiffylube1024]

<< I find it hard to drive without a seat belt, i just feel somthing missing when i dont. >>



Yeah, kinda like using a knife blade-first.

 

[IGBT]

What's this I hear that morons are now classified as a minority group thus qualifying for protection and affirmative action??:Q

 

[bonk102]

wow, that was a lot lower than i thought it wouild be

i figured about 60% of adults are morons

 

[Evadman]

<< wow, that was a lot lower than i thought it wouild be

i figured about 60% of adults are morons >>



spoken like a true teenager

I always wear my seatbelt, just because I can tuck my fries in there, and they will not fall out

 

[hans007]

it says that the number is increasing so i guess we have less morons now than in the 80s or something. it says 80% of people are overweight. so i guess that means, that a lot of those morons are fat?

 

[luvya]

19% only?

 

[Jokeram]

I saw the thing on CNN when they announced it and then this guy from Brooklyn said he wanted to put the entire borough on a diet...

 

[Mitzi]

This thread is living proof that these morons are live and kicking right here in ATOT.

Edit : Spelling

 

[tops2]

hm...only 19%? strange..feels like i meet a lot more than that

 

[Skyclad1uhm1]

<< I think 80% isnt that the amount of overwieght adults?
Therefore we can say all skiny americans are morons! >>



They're not fat, they're big boned!

not fat -> skinny -> 100% of all Americans are skinny -> 100% of them are morons.

Sounds about right.

 

[DAPUNISHER]

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<< You know how dumb the average person is, right? Well, ~50% of the population is even dumber. >>


Well met >>

LOL