ZOMG K-Fed and Britney DIVORCE!!!

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Lifer
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Breaking News on CNN!

Britney Spears files for divorce from her husband Kevin Federline, citing irreconcilable differences.

Perhaps the first smart thing she's ever done?

K-Fed won't have as much bling to brag about now!
 

EKKC

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AMERICA VOTES TODAY and the breaking news is a blonde with her stupider husband

scratch that... loser ex-husband
 

EKKC

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OP change your thread to say Britney before we have tons of other threads and reposts and idiots saying "i searched and nothing was returned"
 

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Lifer
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Originally posted by: GTaudiophile
Breaking News on CNN!

Britney Spears files for divorce from her husband Kevin Federline, citing irreconcilable differences.

Perhaps the first smart thing she's ever done?

K-Fed won't have as much bling to brag about now!

The smartest thing she ever did was posing for Playboy when she was 18.

Oh snap! She forgot to do that! Now she's ugly and washed up.
 

JoLLyRoGer

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Originally posted by: mugs
Originally posted by: GTaudiophile
Breaking News on CNN!

Britney Spears files for divorce from her husband Kevin Federline, citing irreconcilable differences.

Perhaps the first smart thing she's ever done?

K-Fed won't have as much bling to brag about now!

The smartest thing she ever did was posing for Playboy when she was 18.

Oh snap! She forgot to do that! Now she's ugly and washed up.


I'd still nail her trailer-park ass!!!
 

mugs

Lifer
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Originally posted by: Aves
I can't believe that's "Breaking News" on CNN.

I think that's more or less so they can get the "scoop" even though they don't have an actual story yet.

Although I still think it isn't really newsworthy. ;)
 

Mermaidman

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Originally posted by: moshquerade
Originally posted by: Mermaidman
Originally posted by: Ktulu
Originally posted by: moshquerade
holy crap, can't believe this is "breaking news".

lol, i'm just as shocked as you are :shocked:

It's not--GTaudiophile is just playing a joke on you
no.... he's not.
I clicked on his link and saw . . . minor news such as mid-term elections

edit: Ah, i see now! :eek: I thought that space was reserved for ads! Maybe CNN was hacked :p
 

EKKC

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Originally posted by: mugs
Originally posted by: GTaudiophile
Breaking News on CNN!

Britney Spears files for divorce from her husband Kevin Federline, citing irreconcilable differences.

Perhaps the first smart thing she's ever done?

K-Fed won't have as much bling to brag about now!

The smartest thing she ever did was posing for Playboy when she was 18.

Oh snap! She forgot to do that! Now she's ugly and washed up.

she could've made billions if she did that
 

SmoochyTX

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I just never thought it would happen. I thought they were perfect for each other.

*sniff* *sniff*

Does anybody see my lollerskates around?