ZOMG K-Fed and Britney DIVORCE!!!

[Pepsi90919]

Originally posted by: Beau
We should sticky this.

go away

 

[new22003]

Wow I never thought that marriage made in heaven would end. They seem like such stable people.

 

[SmoochyTX]

Originally posted by: Beau
We should sticky this.

FTW.

If only to try to stop the AT LEAST 10 reposts of this major news story!

 

[FeuerFrei]

Originally posted by: jman19

Originally posted by: FeuerFrei
You all must have a different CNN website. I don't see a single mention of it. Anywhere.

Haha, I guess no one told you about the super awesome CNN website we all go to... sorry buddy

*sigh*
OK Now it's there. Guess you guys weren't just blowing smoke. Maybe they took it down temporarily while they wrote up the story.

 

[OMoT]

Heres hoping to a britney spears sex tape in the near future.

 

[Beau]

Originally posted by: OMoT
Heres hoping to a britney spears sex tape in the near future.

http://www.cnn.com/2006/SHOWBIZ/Music/11/07/people.britneyspears.ap/index.html

 

[chcarnage]

Originally posted by: EKKC
AMERICA VOTES TODAY and the breaking news is a blonde with her stupider husband

scratch that... loser ex-husband

Maybe Britney is a Republican but K-Fed voted Democrat.

*Ba dum bum psh*

 

[tfinch2]

POPOZAO!

 

[theprodigalrebel]

Wow, it's already in Wikipedia's Kevin Federline article. That was fast.
Dude challenged John Cena on the 6th and got divorced on the 7th. Great week for him.

 

[AkumaX]

Originally posted by: OMoT
Heres hoping to a britney spears sex tape in the near future.

haha is that pre-op or post-op?

 

[dmcowen674]

Originally posted by: EKKC

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: EKKC

Originally posted by: DanTMWTMP
what the fvcking flying fvck!?

check foxnews.com, msnbc.com, and cnn.com
Why is this "BREAKINGNEWS!!!" ???

I want to get the fvck out of here.

obviously, :roll: in America, Britney+KFed > the government, your money, your future, and your kids

obviously, not true, as i and other Americans think it is totally riDICKulous for this to be "Breaking News".

obviously, you, I and many others here who think that way, are in the minority.

or... maybe this is a desperate republican stunt to deter voter turnout!!!

Hehehehehehe October surprise

This will keep all the young democrat voters glued to their TVs instead of voting.

 

[dmcowen674]

Originally posted by: Beau
We should sticky this.

Yes, it is more important than Election news.

 

[SoftwareEng]

she is gonna be mine

 

[dennilfloss]

Originally posted by: ncircle
k-fed is the man.
she was just holding him back from mega stardom

http://youtube.com/watch?v=PaiJIbweU6g

 

[Fritzo]

Originally posted by: EKKC

Originally posted by: mugs

Originally posted by: GTaudiophile
Breaking News on CNN!

Britney Spears files for divorce from her husband Kevin Federline, citing irreconcilable differences.

Perhaps the first smart thing she's ever done?

K-Fed won't have as much bling to brag about now!

The smartest thing she ever did was posing for Playboy when she was 18.

Oh snap! She forgot to do that! Now she's ugly and washed up.

she could've made billions if she did that

You see her pop in on Letterman the other night? She was lookin pretty yummy (in high def even). She got back into shape after the baby fast.

 

[dennilfloss]

So he gets about 300k in total and can now impregnate another lady to spread his genes around a little more. I tell ya, the guy is trying to emulate Genghis Khan. Supposedly Britney has an ironclad prenup so K-Fed is up sh*t creek with just the tiniest paddle.

Spears/Federline pre-nuptial agreement:

Under the agreement, Federline is reported to have a payment clause giving him $300,000 a year continuing for half of their number of years they were married.

Also under the agreement, Spears will take no responsibility for the welfare of Federline's two children should they divorce."

 

[Whoozyerdaddy]

LMAO... guess the press has nothing to do till 8pm EST. Gotta fill that air time somehow till then.

 

[FelixDeCat]

:roll:

 

[sandmanwake]

Bet she's going to wish she had signed that pre-nup.

 

[dennilfloss]

Read a few posts up.:roll:

 

[EKKC]

Originally posted by: Fritzo

Originally posted by: EKKC

Originally posted by: mugs

Originally posted by: GTaudiophile
Breaking News on CNN!

Britney Spears files for divorce from her husband Kevin Federline, citing irreconcilable differences.

Perhaps the first smart thing she's ever done?

K-Fed won't have as much bling to brag about now!

The smartest thing she ever did was posing for Playboy when she was 18.

Oh snap! She forgot to do that! Now she's ugly and washed up.

she could've made billions if she did that

You see her pop in on Letterman the other night? She was lookin pretty yummy (in high def even). She got back into shape after the baby fast.

if she appearned nude back when she was 18, 19, she could've made a lot more if she agreed to pose nude today. simply because she's not that "wanted" anymore. you have timberlake, colin farrell, federline and god knows who else had a run with her. back then when she appeared innocent and if she posed nude. instant billion by hefner and company.

 

[Jadow]

I gotta give it up for K-Fed.

He's gonna be taken care of for the rest of his life AND he got to slap those tltties around.
WTG brother, WTG.

 

[alkemyst]

sounds about right 55 hours for a sex?less marriage.

2 years or so for one with 2 kids.

Personally though I think her willingness to let him go was the mass of haters that really would love to bone Britney yet claim she is trailer trash.

She would be too flighty for me...but if she just wanted to knock one out...

 

[0roo0roo]

Originally posted by: dennilfloss
So he gets about 300k in total and can now impregnate another lady to spread his genes around a little more. I tell ya, the guy is trying to emulate Genghis Khan. Supposedly Britney has an ironclad prenup so K-Fed is up sh*t creek with just the tiniest paddle.

Spears/Federline pre-nuptial agreement:

Under the agreement, Federline is reported to have a payment clause giving him $300,000 a year continuing for half of their number of years they were married.

Also under the agreement, Spears will take no responsibility for the welfare of Federline's two children should they divorce."

heh yea kahn.... evolution is twisted sometimes...

 

[GTaudiophile]

Originally posted by: dennilfloss
So he gets about 300k in total and can now impregnate another lady to spread his genes around a little more. I tell ya, the guy is trying to emulate Genghis Khan. Supposedly Britney has an ironclad prenup so K-Fed is up sh*t creek with just the tiniest paddle.

Spears/Federline pre-nuptial agreement:

Under the agreement, Federline is reported to have a payment clause giving him $300,000 a year continuing for half of their number of years they were married.

Also under the agreement, Spears will take no responsibility for the welfare of Federline's two children should they divorce."

So she never wanted the kids...what a bitch! Great example for all her teenaged fans!