You are excited about every Intel move, does that mean they pay you?
edit: BTW I've already written this once, and I'll write it again - I like your trolling style xD. You're aware that we all know you're trolling, yet you continue without changing your tone, staying true to that role.
What's that old saying? It starts with something like "Don't attribute to malice that which. . ." It's not nice to go around assuming someone is a troll!