You're in the middle of an arena.

[meltdown75]

i changed my mind.

my weapon of choice is now a story book - maybe some Blue's Clues or Dora the Explorer.

they'll grow more powerless and sleepy with each turn of the page.

<insert evil laugh here>

 

[Freejack2]

I liked the one with the 18 year old women and how many you could make love to before you passed out better.

 

[Britboy]

Bucket of warm water and a soapy cloth in my hands, little sh1tes would fight each other trying to get away from me.

 

[Billzie7718]

Jesus people .... they are 5 years old .... how about a walmart with locking doors for the win.

 

[GroundZero]

I'd have to get out the trusty scythe and go at it grim reaper style...

or a nice 2 pound ball-peen hammer

 

[pbaker]

knowing that eventually i'd die anyway, i'd see how far i could get with a spoon. ;-)

 

[Supertastic Fool]

Originally posted by: pbaker
knowing that eventually i'd die anyway, i'd see how far i could get with a spoon. ;-)

WWYBYWB?

 

[spaceman]

chainsaw. my goal would be 53 and a half.
edit #2 are the 5 year olds programmed?
if not,i dont see how they would stop at nothing.
i think all it would take is a bakers dozen or so of chainsaw raving lunatic carnage to get the hint they better not get too close.
:|

 

[Atomicus]

Barney.

Hopefully they'll swarm to him instead of me

 

[TheNinja]

I probably wouldn't need any weapons.....especially if they are pirate children.

 

[CraigRT]

that spinny main weapon from painkiller...

what would be more fun than that!?

 

[SunnyD]

Why do I feel strangely compelled to say:

"I put on my robe and wizard hat..."

 

[laerz]

My weapon?

Michael Jackson!

 

[Wallydraigle]

DEFENSE sword from FF1. I could use it to cast RUSE on myself two or three times until they couldn't hit me anymore, then start slicing.

 

[meltdown75]

Originally posted by: laerz
My weapon?

Michael Jackson!

hee hee!

 

[haveblue]

Priest collar/robe.

Plus a scythe, just in case the collar didn't scare them off.

 

[PING]

Originally posted by: laerz
My weapon?

Michael Jackson!

QFT.