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You're in the middle of an arena.

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You're in the middle of an arena. You're being attacked by 5 year olds who will stop at nothing to kill you. How many can you take on before they overcome you? There are an unlimited number of 5 year olds.

You can have a weapon of your choosing.
 
id say at least 30 of them with an m4 before they get close.

also, this is a pretty cool useless post.
 
Why am I picturing the scene in Matrix II with Neo fighting the guy in the black suit where the guy in black suit has unlimited copies of himself?
 
I'd choose the Energy Sword from Halo 2. I think I could kill a lot. Probably 15,000. Then I'd get bored/hungry/tired.
 
I choose a titanium crotch shield as my weapon. If I can stay on my feet, I'll be fine as long as I have that thing on.
 
My weapon of choice would be a barney suit. Those things have been tested in many arenas on infinite numbers of 5 year olds.....EVEN ON ICE!!!! and I've never heard of a death yet.

Edit: BTW....this is more of a protective suit than an actual weapon....but it doubles as a weapon for kids over 8.
 
Originally posted by: Scarpozzi
My weapon of choice would be a barney suit. Those things have been tested in many arenas on infinite numbers of 5 year olds.....EVEN ON ICE!!!! and I've never heard of a death yet.
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🙂
 
Originally posted by: werk
I swear this is a repost, but the search SUCKS SO FVCKING BAD I can't even begin to search for it. 😛
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Not only are you right that this is a repost, but this is actually the second repost of the same thing. It all started with that one guy's website where he and his friends had a serious conversation about how many 12-year-olds they could take down before they got tired.

EDIT: And for the record, they're 5 for christ's sake. I could take hundreds with my bare hands. If I had a good sword, as someone posted before, I could easily go on until hunger set in.
 
Originally posted by: mobobuff
Flamethrower with unlimited fuel... for the win of course.
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Um.... no? You'd just ignite them and they'd eventually get to you and light you on fire. This is a terrible idea.
 
I'd do something dramatic, like wait until the entire arena was packed with 5 yos, then flick a cigarette I was smoking in slow motion onto the ground, which unknown to the children, is covered in gasoline. And as they all looked down in fear at the gasoline at their feet, I would say something witty like, "Your fired..." or "School's out..."
Then I would go out in a blaze of glory with the most glorious dramatic hero/epic type song ever.
 
Originally posted by: Kauru
I'd choose the Energy Sword from Halo 2. I think I could kill a lot. Probably 15,000. Then I'd get bored/hungry/tired.
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You must specify that it would be the energy sword from multiplayer because it has unlimited ammo in multiplayer but not single player.

So yea, i'd use the energy sword from halo 2's multiplayer. never woulda thought about that weapon if kauru hadn't said it first though, so some credit goes to him.
 
Originally posted by: Ilmater
Originally posted by: mobobuff
Flamethrower with unlimited fuel... for the win of course.
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Um.... no? You'd just ignite them and they'd eventually get to you and light you on fire. This is a terrible idea.
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1. They're 5 year old children, not friggin' zombies.
2. Most decent flame throwers have a throw distance of about 30 feet. The little bastards aren't going to run through 30 feet of fire and live.
 
Originally posted by: edro13
Repost.

jk...

I would use my martial arts skills to take out at least 5-10 of them.
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Actually you're half right. The original thread was how many could you take out bare handed with no weapons.
 
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