Your right hand 'vs' having a girlfriend

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tec699

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Your right hand:

pros:

You don't have to ask!
You don't have to buy it dinner.
Anywhere and anytime baby!
No nagging!
You don't have to buy your hand a christmas present!
No need for protection!

cons:

It can awfully lonely. I mean your hand can't talk back to you.


Umm... well that's it! Looks like the hand wins!

:D
 
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alm4rr

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just don't tell your left hand or you'll prob have a fight on your hands



 
Mermaidman

Mermaidman

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In all fairness, it's not just your right hand. It's hand+pr0n, and pr0n>>girlfriend if you allow that to happen.
 
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Falloutboy

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LOL we have some seriously lonely people on this forum


























I guess i'm one of them....turns on some pron
 
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Hyperblaze

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only problem with the right hand....

you need to actually learn how to give yourself self-pleasure.

something some of us still have not acquired the ability.

The delicious sweet sensation of a lady's tongue on your member just teasing the nerve endings, then the hot sensition when she puts her lovely mouth around it.....

does that even begin to replace the lowly right hand just can't even get the job done for at least some of us?
 
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lavagirl669

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Originally posted by: Jero
only problem with the right hand....

you need to actually learn how to give yourself self-pleasure.

something some of us still have not acquired the ability.

The delicious sweet sensation of a lady's tongue on your member just teasing the nerve endings, then the hot sensition when she puts her lovely mouth around it.....

does that even begin to replace the lowly right hand just can't even get the job done for at least some of us?
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:Q
 
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Yolner

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Originally posted by: tec699
cons:

It can awfully lonely. I mean your hand can't talk back to you.
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I dont know about that. My left hand talks to me all the time. Mostly it just tells me to burn things but sometimes it wants to play :)
 
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cheapgoose

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Originally posted by: Jero
only problem with the right hand....

you need to actually learn how to give yourself self-pleasure.

something some of us still have not acquired the ability.

The delicious sweet sensation of a lady's tongue on your member just teasing the nerve endings, then the hot sensition when she puts her lovely mouth around it.....

does that even begin to replace the lowly right hand just can't even get the job done for at least some of us?
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yea, but when that mouth isn't around your member, it's talking and nagging and complaining about something.
 
rocadelpunk

rocadelpunk

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my right hand will always be better than any girls.

it just knows exactly what i want and how i want it..for all time.
 
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Hyperblaze

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Originally posted by: cheapgoose
Originally posted by: Jero
only problem with the right hand....

you need to actually learn how to give yourself self-pleasure.

something some of us still have not acquired the ability.

The delicious sweet sensation of a lady's tongue on your member just teasing the nerve endings, then the hot sensition when she puts her lovely mouth around it.....

does that even begin to replace the lowly right hand just can't even get the job done for at least some of us?
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yea, but when that mouth isn't around your member, it's talking and nagging and complaining about something.
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they are a completely different person then you are. What do you expect? Ladies keep life interesting for us. Would you not find life extremely boring if you were alone constantly?
 
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Chompman

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Originally posted by: Yolner
Originally posted by: tec699
cons:

It can awfully lonely. I mean your hand can't talk back to you.
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I dont know about that. My left hand talks to me all the time. Mostly it just tells me to burn things but sometimes it wants to play :)
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:Q

Where do you live? I need to call the police now :D
 
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Yolner

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Originally posted by: Chompman
Originally posted by: Yolner
Originally posted by: tec699
cons:

It can awfully lonely. I mean your hand can't talk back to you.
Click to expand...

I dont know about that. My left hand talks to me all the time. Mostly it just tells me to burn things but sometimes it wants to play :)
Click to expand...

:Q

Where do you live? I need to call the police now :D
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It puts down the phone or it gets the hose again.
 
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