cant argue with that... LOLOriginally posted by: jkats
Had a guy call our center to RMA a product. We tried to explain that it wasn't covered under our warranty, but he insisted he knew we were lying because he had a lie detector device connected to his phone.
Originally posted by: Tweak155
reminds me of that one tech support phone call for some word processor...
The guy reported that he was using the word processor and it just went blank...
Long story short, after a huge long process of trying to determine the problem, the customer stated his power went out
The tech supports response to this was:
"You need to pack up your computer exactly the way it was and take it back to where you got it"
-customer: "Well what do i tell them? is it really that bad?"
"Tell them you are too fvcking stupid to own a computer"
The tech person was fired, haha
Originally posted by: Tweak155
reminds me of that one tech support phone call for some word processor...
The guy reported that he was using the word processor and it just went blank...
Long story short, after a huge long process of trying to determine the problem, the customer stated his power went out
The tech supports response to this was:
"You need to pack up your computer exactly the way it was and take it back to where you got it"
-customer: "Well what do i tell them? is it really that bad?"
"Tell them you are too fvcking stupid to own a computer"
The tech person was fired, haha
Originally posted by: djheater
Originally posted by: Tweak155
reminds me of that one tech support phone call for some word processor...
The guy reported that he was using the word processor and it just went blank...
Long story short, after a huge long process of trying to determine the problem, the customer stated his power went out
The tech supports response to this was:
"You need to pack up your computer exactly the way it was and take it back to where you got it"
-customer: "Well what do i tell them? is it really that bad?"
"Tell them you are too fvcking stupid to own a computer"
The tech person was fired, haha
I think that's an urban myth.
Originally posted by: Tweak155
Originally posted by: djheater
Originally posted by: Tweak155
reminds me of that one tech support phone call for some word processor...
The guy reported that he was using the word processor and it just went blank...
Long story short, after a huge long process of trying to determine the problem, the customer stated his power went out
The tech supports response to this was:
"You need to pack up your computer exactly the way it was and take it back to where you got it"
-customer: "Well what do i tell them? is it really that bad?"
"Tell them you are too fvcking stupid to own a computer"
The tech person was fired, haha
I think that's an urban myth.
Its not, it just happened to be one of those recorded phone calls, the transcript is online somewhere, but i read it soooo long ago i dont remember which word processor it was...this was back when there was more than just MS Word
You could read the conversation word for word, it was a few pages
Originally posted by: Tweak155
Originally posted by: djheater
Originally posted by: Tweak155
reminds me of that one tech support phone call for some word processor...
The guy reported that he was using the word processor and it just went blank...
Long story short, after a huge long process of trying to determine the problem, the customer stated his power went out
The tech supports response to this was:
"You need to pack up your computer exactly the way it was and take it back to where you got it"
-customer: "Well what do i tell them? is it really that bad?"
"Tell them you are too fvcking stupid to own a computer"
The tech person was fired, haha
I think that's an urban myth.
Its not, it just happened to be one of those recorded phone calls, the transcript is online somewhere, but i read it soooo long ago i dont remember which word processor it was...this was back when there was more than just MS Word
You could read the conversation word for word, it was a few pages
Originally posted by: candicec
All these stories of tech support is turning me on..
You guys are so smart and knowledgeable when it comes to computers....
give me more!!!
candicec
this is why i love computer nerds....
Originally posted by: zCypher
and at my current job my coworker jammed the keyboard connector into where the mouse is supposed to go (or vice versa, i forget). either way, you can imagine that the pins on the keyboard (or mouse) connector were pretty fvcked up after that! I had to force myself to NOT laugh out loud as I saw that. I was going to comment, but I didn't want to be rude about it so I just kept my mouth shut (otherwise i would have burst out laughing).
Some people and computers just don't mix.
Originally posted by: Trente
ME: double-click on 'My Computer'.
SHE: your computer?
ME: close all windows
SHE: *leaves her desk, closing all the windows in her house*
Originally posted by: zCypher
and at my current job my coworker jammed the keyboard connector into where the mouse is supposed to go (or vice versa, i forget). either way, you can imagine that the pins on the keyboard (or mouse) connector were pretty fvcked up after that! I had to force myself to NOT laugh out loud as I saw that. I was going to comment, but I didn't want to be rude about it so I just kept my mouth shut (otherwise i would have burst out laughing).
Some people and computers just don't mix.