Your most silly drunk incident?

[nakedfrog]

After drinking for a couple hours after work and then running out of booze, we decided to get the teetotaler a few doors down in the dorm to take us out to the bars. He agrees, figuring in our inebriated state we were entertaining.
We were driving down a fairly major street at ~9-10PM, and I, sitting shotgun, apparently decided to yell out the window as we drove. I don't remember what I was yelling, or why, but I was hanging half out of the car and what-not... so we get pulled over. The officer informs us about a noise ordinance, and I'm trying desparately to say "I'm sorry sir, I will cease and desist," but it kept coming out "I'm sorry sir, I will decease." I must have tried to say it at least 5 times.
He makes the driver get out and take a field sobriety test, and he of course passes. We get downtown where the bars are, and I need cash so I went to the ATM in the gas station. I get my cash, everything goes as normal, and apparently I forgot that I took my ATM card out, because I start going off about how the machine stole my card.
Other highlights of that night were dry-humping a statue, somewhere around 3 counts of public urination, and wading in the stream across the street from one of the bars.
That may or may not also be the night I ate an entire meal at Denny's without using my hands on a bet (including getting a bowl of chocolate milk instead of a cup).

 

[Ogg]

Originally posted by: DWW
Was in the bathroom after heavy heavy drinking, puked on the floor, got up to pull up my pants from the can, slipped in my own puke, hit my head and blacked out for 3 hours with the door unlocked.

Numerous hot women came to the bathroom to find me face down in puke with pants around ankles and an unwiped ass.

:Q

OMGLMFAO

BBQ

 

[Martin]

the most idiotic one happened last winter. Me and a friend were drunk and running form the campus police, when I got the (at the time) great idea of hiding in this small parkette. Of course, I did not remember that there was a small pond at the back, so I fell through the ice and got myself into a metre of freezing water. Unstead of steping back, I kept going, fell down and ended face, arms and legs into the pond.

Luckily my friend's res was near, so I quickly ran there, took a hot shower and washed all my stinky wet clothes.

I still remember the look on the receptionist's face when she saw a drunk, wet, freezing, dirty, panicked guy run into the building at 1am.

 

[Scarpozzi]

I climbed down the outside of my 4 story apartment building and jumped up on top of the top of my car... Sort of a spinning jump to land seated over the rear passenger-side door. That car still has a dent. (even though it's been traded) The weird thing is that it took me a year to remember how the dent got there...it was sort of "erased" from my memory.

 

[azazyel]

One night at the frat I started drinking really early. So, like a goodboy I went to my room, locked the door and passed out....


Woke up feeling like crap and wondering why my floor was wet.


Was told later that my cousin, who also went to school with me, came over to our house all bloody. He was pretty drunk and said he had gotten in a fight (runs in the family) so my "brothers" decided that I should help him out. So, they kick down my door and shake me to wake me up. I get up, go to my mini fridge pull down my pants and start peeing all over it in front of who knows. I then went back to sleep.

As it turns out the reason my cousin was all bloody was because he head butted on of his friends in the mouth and the guys teeth cut him up.

Not a proud night for my family.

 

[Klixxer]

Originally posted by: azazyel
One night at the frat I started drinking really early. So, like a goodboy I went to my room, locked the door and passed out....


Woke up feeling like crap and wondering why my floor was wet.


Was told later that my cousin, who also went to school with me, came over to our house all bloody. He was pretty drunk and said he had gotten in a fight (runs in the family) so my "brothers" decided that I should help him out. So, they kick down my door and shake me to wake me up. I get up, go to my mini fridge pull down my pants and start peeing all over it in front of who knows. I then went back to sleep.

As it turns out the reason my cousin was all bloody was because he head butted on of his friends in the mouth and the guys teeth cut him up.

Not a proud night for my family.

LMAO, i did the same thing, except i woke by myself and peed on a stereo at my GF's house at the time.

Alcohol + sleep= pee in strange places.

 

[Squisher]

Never was one for the silly stuff, but I've woke up in some interesting places.

One time was woken up from the back of my van by cop yelling that a parade was coming through in five minutes. I look down the street after I crawled to the driver's seat and see the marching bands coming and people are lining both sides of the street.

Then I noticed the cop kinda reeling in disgust and I look in the rear view mirror and half of my face is covered in a kinda chilliesque fecal matter like some one had painted half of my face with chilli puke.

As I was scraping the chilli off with my fingernails the cop said "just get out of here, and don't come back."

 

[Deeko]

Originally posted by: SampSon

Originally posted by: Deeko
This past sunday I got retarded and crawled under my coffee table for some reason. I was making quite a commotion until I passed out. That's the most recent anyway...there have been oh so many. Human pinball, heap or person, pong shutout streaks...ahhh the memories.

"the memories", hahah youre not even 21 yet.

I have so many silly drunk moments, hard to place one as the most silly.

ain't nothin wrong with that!