Your most silly drunk incident?

[sillymofo]

OK, so I was walking home from this one bar in a little southern Italian town call Aviano. I don't really remember what happened, but this was later make its round back to me. Thus began the story of how I got my @ss beat by a traffic cone.

Apparently, after some drinking, smoking and partying, we decided to walk home. On the way, there were some traffic cones that seems to be getting in our way, and I decided to be the hero. After drop kicking two of them, I went for the third, and somehow, ended up on my butt. As I got up and even more outraged, I tried a flying kick to the traffic cone, resulted in my friends had to carry me home. Traffic cone did not move.

So, besides the crazy ones, what's your more silly drunk story?

 

[Zim Hosein]

So, besides the crazy ones, what's your more silly drunk story?

I can't remember!

 

[Ausm]

I sh!t on the bathroom floor and flushed my pants down the toilet after a weekend binge in college

Ausm

 

[Amorphus]

Tucker Max > You.

 

[MrDingleDangle]

I was in boston once and tried the same thing...walking home i see a traffic cone up ahead...i decide to be cool and take a running approach and kick it as far as i can...which ended up being 0 ft., as unknown to me it was attached to a cement cinder blcok that was cemented into the sidewalk...

it was a coupl,e days before i could walk right again

 

[DWW]

Was in the bathroom after heavy heavy drinking, puked on the floor, got up to pull up my pants from the can, slipped in my own puke, hit my head and blacked out for 3 hours with the door unlocked.

Numerous hot women came to the bathroom to find me face down in puke with pants around ankles and an unwiped ass.

:Q

 

[MichaelD]

It got me 18 years of child support.

And it wasn't even that great.

Nuff said.

 

[Deeko]

This past sunday I got retarded and crawled under my coffee table for some reason. I was making quite a commotion until I passed out. That's the most recent anyway...there have been oh so many. Human pinball, heap or person, pong shutout streaks...ahhh the memories.

 

[wfbberzerker]

Originally posted by: MrDingleDangle
I was in boston once and tried the same thing...walking home i see a traffic cone up ahead...i decide to be cool and take a running approach and kick it as far as i can...which ended up being 0 ft., as unknown to me it was attached to a cement cinder blcok that was cemented into the sidewalk...

it was a coupl,e days before i could walk right again

OH. OW.

 

[Ausm]

Originally posted by: DWW
Was in the bathroom after heavy heavy drinking, puked on the floor, got up to pull up my pants from the can, slipped in my own puke, hit my head and blacked out for 3 hours with the door unlocked.

Numerous hot women came to the bathroom to find me face down in puke with pants around ankles and an unwiped ass.

:Q

LMFAO


AUsm

 

[Hankerton]

I live in Philadelphia, and one time my cousin and I decided we'd make a game out of launching empty beer bottles at the panhandling bums that walked around the neighborhood.

Lets just say that (2 drunken guys + glass shattered all over intersection) = 1 very angry bum

If you couldn't already tell, I hate worthless bums.

 

[Turfzilla]

Couldn't see in the dark so I made a torch out of a stick and an empty beer can 1/2 full of lighter fluid. Burnt all of the hair on my head and my eyebrows. It was awesome!

 

[RedRooster]

After having some rotten meat for supper, and drinking more than I ever had before, I sh!t on my in-laws' bedroom floor.

 

Originally posted by: Deeko
This past sunday I got retarded and crawled under my coffee table for some reason. I was making quite a commotion until I passed out. That's the most recent anyway...there have been oh so many. Human pinball, heap or person, pong shutout streaks...ahhh the memories.

"the memories", hahah youre not even 21 yet.

I have so many silly drunk moments, hard to place one as the most silly.

 

[Kroze]

I was so drunk, while my friend and this girl were fking, i slapped his ass to cheer him up saying to make the b# scream harder. I also grope her breast.

heh


i end up throwing up in the shower tub.... ewww.

she took a shower in there after i did it too. nasty b# hehe.



Pic of her

 

[Rufio]

Originally posted by: Hankerton
I live in Philadelphia, and one time my cousin and I decided we'd make a game out of launching empty beer bottles at the panhandling bums that walked around the neighborhood.

Lets just say that (2 drunken guys + glass shattered all over intersection) = 1 very angry bum

If you couldn't already tell, I hate worthless bums.

fvcked up!

 

[phreakah]

a classic moment amongst my friends and i

while passed out i rolled over onto the chicken and tartar sauce they bought for me in case i woke up

 

[300MDemon]

A few months ago we had gone to the club and I think that the bartender mixed some wrong liquors or something. We went to get something to eat and had to cross the street to get to the restaurant. I parked my car, immediately got out, closed the door and walked right into oncoming traffic. I don't know what I was thinking. I don't even remember walking out there. So the hood of the car comes right to my knee and they are honking their horns. It was like I woke up out of a daze and realized I was in the middle of the street so it startled me. They yelled at me. I thought they were going to all jump out and kick my ass so I look overand the nearest thing I see is a constructions sign (one of the orange & white octagon ones on a stand). I pick it up like incredible hulk and start to hurl it in the street to defend myself. Needless to say I was quite embarassed and haven't been back to that bar since.

 

[300MDemon]

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[Bumrush99]

Urinating in the middle of the street with hundreds of people around me.

Stumbling through a nightclub harrassing every woman, making out with a couple of heffers during the spree

Drinking from 5pm-7am in Vegas, placing ice on my friends bed to celebrate his birthday, then watching him destroy the hotel wall with a shoe after telling him our friends in the room next door were responsible.

 

[Klixxer]

Silly, well that would have to be the time that i struggled to carry a girl home just to realize it wasn't the right one.

 

[Gurck]

Man... probably the worst was getting laid in my roommate's bed (no not by him ). I have no idea how we ended up there; I remember only fragments of that night through the blackout, but for whatever odd reason it happened. He was a really neat/fussy type, not that any type wants to come home to find their bed defiled like that, but it made it even worse. Honorable mention goes to horking up a bunch of chicken and beer in the dorm stairwell a friend and I smoked pot in. The cleaning crew wouldn't touch it for months and we had to find another stairwell in which to do our smoking. More than once I overheard people on our floor talking about it, it was really quite a sight (and smell).

 

[Klixxer]

Originally posted by: Ausm

Originally posted by: DWW
Was in the bathroom after heavy heavy drinking, puked on the floor, got up to pull up my pants from the can, slipped in my own puke, hit my head and blacked out for 3 hours with the door unlocked.

Numerous hot women came to the bathroom to find me face down in puke with pants around ankles and an unwiped ass.

:Q

LMFAO


AUsm

Why do you sometimes sign your posts with Ausm or AUsm and sometimes with Sysadmin?

 

[JonnyStarks]

Weekend after I became of age me and a couple friends got together and after I had more than my fair share (they were both pretty sober) they decided to walk to the conveinience store.
It had been raining earlier and there was a big puddle on the side of the road so I decided that I was gonna spit in the middle of it. So I ran ahead, slowly leaned over and spit into the puddle.

Well, next thing I know I'm in the ditch off the road which is also filled with very cold water. Guess I kinda blacked out when I leaned over. That made for quite an uncomfortably cold walk home.

 

[40Hands]

Got drunk. Climbed up on a college bulding. Slid down the slate roof cutting the whole back of my pants from my waist down to my foot. Then did a tumble/dive into a rather tall skinny tree the college owned and broke it in half. The next morning I woke up to the college maintence guys using a chainsaw to cut down the rather expensive shrub.

Then there was one time in the dorm where I got really wasted and went to bed. Then woke up later on and dont remember walking into my neighbors room and sitting on an empty bed and pissing on their floor.

College was fvckin great!