Your final resting place - Obama's head.

[boomerang]

Only $600!

Yes, for only $600 you or your loved one's ashes can rest for eternity in a cremation urn which is the likeness of our pres, Barack Obama.

Un
Fucking
Believable

http://www.cremationsolutions.com/c109/Personal-Urns-Keepsake-Sized-p612.html

So, is this an ash-hole?

Oh wait, the full sized one is $2600! The keepsake size is $600.

 

[WhipperSnapper]

You can try to sell it, but will anyone want to buy it?

It is kind of an interesting idea if they could produce an urn in the likeness of the deceased.

 

[Theb]

Why would anyone want that? I wonder how Obama feels about it. Being a bobble-head and a dildo are one thing, but this is on level all its own.

 

[boomerang]

Why would anyone want that? I wonder how Obama feels about it. Being a bobble-head and a dildo are one thing, but this is on level all its own.

It's a big step up from the Obama Chia Head. He's probably ecstatic.

 

[Charles Kozierok]

Did you even bother to read your own fucking link?

They make personalized urns that people can order in the likeness of their loved ones. They used Obama as an example.

Try engaging your brain before jerking your knee.

 

[michal1980]

If someone wants it. Why not?


edit:

After all, isn't ash all he has left in his brain? ;-)

 

[Charles Kozierok]

That model appears to have more brains than several of the right-wingers on this board.

This thread is the poster boy for stupidity, ignorance and irrational hatred.

 

[sandorski]

Does this even belong in P&N?

 

[Charles Kozierok]

Think any other room wants it?

It belongs in the bit bucket, along with 90% of the rest of boomerang's threads.

 

[sandorski]

Think any other room wants it?

It belongs in the bit bucket, along with 90% of the rest of boomerang's threads.

Should be in Hot Deals!

 

[Bowfinger]

Did you even bother to read your own fucking link?

They make personalized urns that people can order in the likeness of their loved ones. They used Obama as an example.

Try engaging your brain before jerking your knee.

With all due respect, that presumes facts sadly not in evidence. Specifically, I have seen no evidence presented that Boomerang has a brain that can be engaged, at least when it comes to Obama. He is the poster child for Pavlov's Clowns, yelping in obedient outrage on cue.

 

[Bowfinger]

Should be in Hot Deals!

Nice!

 

[cubby1223]

That model appears to have more brains than several of the right-wingers on this board.

This thread is the poster boy for stupidity, ignorance and irrational hatred.

Come on, you can do better to promote your Debate Club!

 

[trenchfoot]

I feel like buying two just like the one pictured and send one to Rush Limbaugh and the other to Rupert Murdoch. I wonder what they'd do to those "urns".

 

[sandorski]

Come on, you can do better to promote your Debate Club!

The first rule of Debate Club is that you debate in Debate Club.

 

[Meghan54]

I always laughed at these:

Geo. Bush "Head of State" toilet brush -- http://www.amazon.com/George-Head-St.../dp/B0012K1SRG


Hillary Nut Cracker -- http://www.amazon.com/CSB-Commoditie...ef=pd_sim_hg_4

 

[boomerang]

Did you even bother to read your own fucking link?

They make personalized urns that people can order in the likeness of their loved ones. They used Obama as an example.

Try engaging your brain before jerking your knee.

You're going to have a stroke and it's going to be the result of taking life too seriously. I can't believe you have enough free time in your life to have actually read all that crap. You're on the public dole aren't you?

Since you read it all word for word, can I have a likeness of Obama or maybe Jeffrey Dahmer or Pol Pot as the vessel for my ashes for all eternity?

 

[zsdersw]

Un
Fucking
Believable

What, exactly, is so unbelievable? This is the free market at work... it's hardly special.

 

[Charles Kozierok]

You're going to have a stroke and it's going to be the result of taking life too seriously. I can't believe you have enough free time in your life to have actually read all that crap. You're on the public dole aren't you?

Yah, because it takes so much time to read one paragraph.

Very bad attempt to cover up your own hate-induced idiocy.

 

[First]

You're going to have a stroke and it's going to be the result of taking life too seriously. I can't believe you have enough free time in your life to have actually read all that crap. You're on the public dole aren't you?

Since you read it all word for word, can I have a likeness of Obama or maybe Jeffrey Dahmer or Pol Pot as the vessel for my ashes for all eternity?

lol at this fail of a cop-out on being so horribly, utterly wrong. Again.

 

[Lanyap]

I want my Obama urn!

 

[UberNeuman]

Regardless of who it is - my ashes would be insulted to placed into a bust of another person....

\cast my ash into the sea...

 

[werepossum]

Regardless of who it is - my ashes would be insulted to placed into a bust of another person....

\cast my ash into the sea...

At the least I demand a REAL bust. Maybe Jane Russell . . .

Hey, if I got Dolly Parton there'd be room for my wife too!

Somehow ashes in the likeness of Obama's head strikes me as slightly less creepy than ashes in the likeness of the departed's head. Eew!

 

[Don Vito Corleone]

You're going to have a stroke and it's going to be the result of taking life too seriously. I can't believe you have enough free time in your life to have actually read all that crap. You're on the public dole aren't you?

Since you read it all word for word, can I have a likeness of Obama or maybe Jeffrey Dahmer or Pol Pot as the vessel for my ashes for all eternity?

Aren't you basically just admitting that you are a troll, and this is a troll thread?

 

[blankslate]

OP unintentionally satires himself. awesome.