Your favorite scene/quote from a movie

[toph99]

Braveheart:
Every man dies, not every man really lives

 

[graen drol]

The Rock-
"Your best? Loser always whine about their best. Winner go home and fsck the prom queen."
"Carla was the prom queen."

That has to be one of the all time best quotes!

 

[azazyel]

South Park: We play the wave all the time at work.

I'm trying to make the best out of bad stiuation. I don't need to hear crap from a bunch of hippie freaks living in denial. Screw you guys I'm going home.

-but Cartman

_na, screw you guys..home

 

[bonk102]

the greatest trick the devil ever played was convincing the world he didn't exist


kaiser sosey forver

 

[Y22KC]

A Night At The Roxbury

Steve: What's up? You from out of town?

 

[Namuna]

Star Wars
Vader: "Join me Luke. Together we can rule the galaxy, as Father and Son."

 

[ChrichtonsGirl]

LOL @ Isla - I loved Princess Bride.

How about:

Wuv....twooo wuuuv...
Pwincess Buh-huh-cwuuuuup...
There's nothing like a nice MLT sandwich, where the mutton is nice and lean...
Have fun storming the castle!
My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.

My favorite is when Princess Buttercup is dreaming about walking through the crowd of peasants after she married the bad guy, and this nasty old crone started yelling at her - "boooo booooooo! Bow to the Queen of Putrescence!" My cat freaks out when I yell at her in that tone - "Meeeeeeew!" (you had to be there)

 

[Namuna]

Austin Powers
Austin is in the toilet, Tom Arnold's in the next stall. Austin has the lucky charms guy's head in the toilet asking him "Who does number 2 work for?" while Tom Arnold cheers him on "You tell that turd who's boss"

 

[Teatowel]

Best line? Has to be in Clerks:

I have to do a job that has some kinda purpose. That's why I manually masturbate caged animals for artificial insemination.

 

[skywhr]

Chasing Amy: Whats a nubian?

 

[jaberwonkey]

anal amatures:
big fat white dude: BEND OVER

 

[skywhr]

clerks: try not to suck anymore d*ck on the way to the parking lot
hey get back herE!

halfbaked: the story about the dogs past

 

[stonerdave]

luv2chill...



<< I grab a dog. I choke him and I kick the sh!t out of him. All day long got my foot up a dog's ass. Just bang, bang, bang up his ass. That's my pleasure. -Mr. Jones >>



...I've recited this part a few times myself. Good reminder (for me) to find a job.

 

[nickdakick]

The Untouchables


<< Typical Italian, shows up for a shooting carrying a knife >>


Sean Connery

 

[perry]

Blue Velvet

Heinekin.. f&amp;ck that sh!t, Pabst Blue Ribbon!

 

[RonC]

Jaws:

&quot;We're gonna need a bigger boat!&quot; :Q


RonC

 

[wyvrn]

The Rock when Sean Connery and Nick Cage are discussing how he escapes the island

&quot;How in the name of Zues's butthole did you get our of your cell? Because, I don't know, it might come in handy right about now...&quot;


Paraphrased it, makes me laugh every time.

Braveheart:

&quot;Freedom!!!&quot;

at the end where his insides are being ripped out. Powerful.

 

[Elita1]

Ah, Prodigy, you stole the movie I was going to post

Love very line from The Holy Grail, including:

&quot;There are those who call me....Tim?&quot;
&quot;You TIT! I almost soiled me armour!!&quot;

The whole &quot;burn the witch&quot; scene was hysterical, as was the &quot;bring out your dead&quot; scene.

&quot;I am not dead!!&quot;
&quot;yes you are&quot;
&quot;I feel fine!&quot;
&quot;No you don't, you'll be stone dead in a moment&quot;
&quot;I think I'll go for a walk!----I feel HAPPY! I feel Happy!&quot;

From The Rock I like the scene where they lock up the tourists/prisoners, and one guy yells:

&quot;What kind of F***ED UP tour is THIS??!!&quot;

 

[KaBudokan]

Animal House:

Is it supposed to be this soft?

I, state your name... I, state your name...