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i LOVE cool hand luke! that and the color of money are a couple of my fav films, partly because of the chicago conection. hey do they have those on DVD?
oh ya and his name is Vince , i HAVE that T-shirt too!
i LOVE cool hand luke! that and the color of money are a couple of my fav films, partly because of the chicago conection. hey do they have those on DVD?
oh ya and his name is Vince , i HAVE that T-shirt too!
Hey perry the qoute is:
You smell that? Do you smell that? ...Napalm, son. Nothing else in the world smells like that. I love the smell of napalm in the morning. You know, one time we had a hill bombed, for twelve hours. When it was all over I walked up. We didn't find one of 'em, not one stinkin' dink body. The smell, you know that gasoline smell, the whole hill. Smelled like... victory. Someday this war's gonna end...
From the movie Real Genius:
Oh, really? Well, what about that time I found you naked with that bowl of Jell-O?
You smell that? Do you smell that? ...Napalm, son. Nothing else in the world smells like that. I love the smell of napalm in the morning. You know, one time we had a hill bombed, for twelve hours. When it was all over I walked up. We didn't find one of 'em, not one stinkin' dink body. The smell, you know that gasoline smell, the whole hill. Smelled like... victory. Someday this war's gonna end...
From the movie Real Genius:
Oh, really? Well, what about that time I found you naked with that bowl of Jell-O?
Roxanne
CD Bales (Steve Martin) comes out of the diner, puts his money in to buy a newspaper, opens the door, takes out the paper and starts to walk away.
He looks at the front of the paper, starts screaming hysterically, scrambles to find change, puts change in the same paperbox, opens door and throws the paper back in then calmly walks away.
I love that scene.
CD Bales (Steve Martin) comes out of the diner, puts his money in to buy a newspaper, opens the door, takes out the paper and starts to walk away.
He looks at the front of the paper, starts screaming hysterically, scrambles to find change, puts change in the same paperbox, opens door and throws the paper back in then calmly walks away.
I love that scene.
BigSmooth
Lifer
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Tombstone - anytime Doc Holliday (Val Kilmer) is on screen.
Cowboy: Why, it's the drunk piano player. You're so drunk, you can't hit nothin'. In fact, you're probably seeing double.
[Cowboy draws a knife, and Doc Holliday takes out a second gun]
Doc Holliday: I have two guns, one for each of ya.
Cowboy: Why, it's the drunk piano player. You're so drunk, you can't hit nothin'. In fact, you're probably seeing double.
[Cowboy draws a knife, and Doc Holliday takes out a second gun]
Doc Holliday: I have two guns, one for each of ya.
Tombstone rocks!!!
How about the scene when Kurt Russel decides he's had enough hiding and jumps up from behind cover with his shotgun!!
Here's another: "I'm Your Hucklebery"
How about the scene when Kurt Russel decides he's had enough hiding and jumps up from behind cover with his shotgun!!
Here's another: "I'm Your Hucklebery"
geoff2k, how about "Of course I'm home. I'm always home. I'm uncool." also by Lester Bangs.
One of my favorite scenes, in Predator, right after Jesse Ventura gets killed...
Same movie, in the helos
"This stuff'll make you a goddamn sexual tyrannosaurus"
Same movie, in the helos
"This stuff'll make you a goddamn sexual tyrannosaurus"
azazyel
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ARMY OF DARKNESS:
I got news for you pal. You ain't leading but two things right now Jack and Sh!t....and Jack just left town.
First you want to kill me now you want to kiss me....Blow.
Usual Suspects:
the greatest the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist.
Interview:
And then I said fairwell to sunlight and set out to become what I became.
I got news for you pal. You ain't leading but two things right now Jack and Sh!t....and Jack just left town.
First you want to kill me now you want to kiss me....Blow.
Usual Suspects:
the greatest the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist.
Interview:
And then I said fairwell to sunlight and set out to become what I became.
The Rock: the whole "...I drive a Volvo - a beige one..." monolouge.
Scene: The lightsaber duel in Phantom Menace... and in Aliens: Special Edition there is a FANTASTIC automatic machine gun scene that needs to be seen!
My Favorite? the end of The Iron Giant (my vote for most overlooked movie ever).
For anyone who has seen it:
"Superman..."
Scene: The lightsaber duel in Phantom Menace... and in Aliens: Special Edition there is a FANTASTIC automatic machine gun scene that needs to be seen!
My Favorite? the end of The Iron Giant (my vote for most overlooked movie ever).
For anyone who has seen it:
"Superman..."
Rowdy Roddy Piper in They Live, "I have come here to chew bubble gum and kick @ss...and I'm all out of bubble gum."
edited a naughty word :Q
edited a naughty word :Q
Spaceballs:
Evil will always triumph... you know why... becuase good is dumb....
i see your swartz is as big as mine
Evil will always triumph... you know why... becuase good is dumb....
i see your swartz is as big as mine
Gonna Git You Sucka
"How much for one rib?" "Fsck the cup, put it in my hand for a dime."
"How much for one rib?" "Fsck the cup, put it in my hand for a dime."
From the UNKOWN movie Kimodo:
Person 1: Why are these giant lizards trying to kill us?
Person 2: I don't know, but I think they're trying to get to the top of the food chain.
HILarious movie.
I don't think they made it to be a comedy though.
Person 1: Why are these giant lizards trying to kill us?
Person 2: I don't know, but I think they're trying to get to the top of the food chain.
HILarious movie.
I don't think they made it to be a comedy though. Friday
I grab a dog. I choke him and I kick the sh!t out of him. All day long got my foot up a dog's ass. Just bang, bang, bang up his ass. That's my pleasure. -Mr. Jones
Smokey: Older the berry, the sweeter the juice.
Craig: Man, it's the blacker the berry, the sweeter the juice.
Smokey: Yeah, well she blacker than a motherfscker too.
Craig: We ain't got no sugar.
Smokey: No sugar!? Damn! Y'all ain't never got two things that match. Either ya got Kool-aid, no sugar. Peanut butter, no jelly. Ham, no burger. Daaamn!
You got knocked the fsck out! -Smokey
I grab a dog. I choke him and I kick the sh!t out of him. All day long got my foot up a dog's ass. Just bang, bang, bang up his ass. That's my pleasure. -Mr. Jones
Smokey: Older the berry, the sweeter the juice.
Craig: Man, it's the blacker the berry, the sweeter the juice.
Smokey: Yeah, well she blacker than a motherfscker too.
Craig: We ain't got no sugar.
Smokey: No sugar!? Damn! Y'all ain't never got two things that match. Either ya got Kool-aid, no sugar. Peanut butter, no jelly. Ham, no burger. Daaamn!
You got knocked the fsck out! -Smokey
A Steven Segal movie
"One thought he was invincible. The other thought he could fly."
"So what happened?"
"They were both wrong."
"One thought he was invincible. The other thought he could fly."
"So what happened?"
"They were both wrong."
Pulp Fiction
Jules: The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.
The Matrix
Tank: So what do you need? Besides a miracle.
Neo: Guns. Lots of guns.
Monty Python and the Holy Grail
Black Knight: Have at you!
Arthur: You are indeed brave, sir knight, but the fight is mine.
Black Knight: Oh, had enough eh?
Arthur: Look, you stupid bastard. You've got no arms left!
Black Knight: Yes I have.
Arthur: Look!
Black Knight: Just a flesh wound!
Full Metal Jacket
Sergeant Hartman: How tall are you, private?
Cowboy: Sir, five-foot-nine, sir!
Sergeant Hartman: Five-foot-nine, I didn't know they stacked sh*t that high
EDIT: damn typos
Jules: The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.
The Matrix
Tank: So what do you need? Besides a miracle.
Neo: Guns. Lots of guns.
Monty Python and the Holy Grail
Black Knight: Have at you!
Arthur: You are indeed brave, sir knight, but the fight is mine.
Black Knight: Oh, had enough eh?
Arthur: Look, you stupid bastard. You've got no arms left!
Black Knight: Yes I have.
Arthur: Look!
Black Knight: Just a flesh wound!
Full Metal Jacket
Sergeant Hartman: How tall are you, private?
Cowboy: Sir, five-foot-nine, sir!
Sergeant Hartman: Five-foot-nine, I didn't know they stacked sh*t that high
EDIT: damn typos
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