Your FAVORITE moments from Seinfeld

[her209]

"Do you have a square to spare?"

 

[Zap Brannigan]

"The sea was angry that day my friends........" That whole ending to that episode was hillarious.

 

[Blain]

The Stand-In :thumbsup::laugh:

JERRY: Ya. (hits the button, opens the door. To Elaine) Hey you know what as I was leaving I bumped into Phil Titola. He is one of the greatest guys.

ELAINE: Do I know him?

JERRY: No, but I'll tell you something. Of all the guys I know, I could envision you going out with him.

ELAINE: If you were a woman would you go out with him?

JERRY: If I was a woman I'd be down at the dock waiting for the fleet to come in.

ELAINE: (laughs) Ya, I bet you would. all right, give him my number.

JERRY: all right.

.............................

ELAINE: Hello.

JERRY: So?

ELAINE: What?

JERRY: Come on. How was your date?

ELAINE: Oh, the date. The date.

JERRY: Ya how was it?

ELAINE: Interesting.

JERRY: Really.

ELAINE: Oh ya.

JERRY: Why what happened?

ELAINE: Let's see, (thinking) how shall I put this.

JERRY: Just put it.

ELAINE: He took it out.

JERRY: (confused) He what?

ELAINE: He took (blows on her glasses twice to clean them) it out.

JERRY: He took what out?

ELAINE: It.

JERRY: He took It, Out?

ELAINE: Yessiree Bob.

JERRY: He couldn't.

ELAINE: He did.

JERRY: (motions of making out) Well you were involved in some sort of amorous...

ELAINE: Noooo.

JERRY: You mean he just

ELAINE: Yes.

JERRY: Are you sure?

ELAINE: Oh quite.

JERRY: There was no mistaking it?

ELAINE: (looks straight into his eyes) Jerry.

JERRY: So you were talking, (Elaine makes an agreement sound "mmm") you're having pleasant conversation, (Elaine makes an agreement sound "mmm") then all of sudden...

ELAINE: Yea.

JERRY: It.

ELAINE: It.

JERRY: Out.

ELAINE: Out.

JERRY: Well I, I can't believe this. I know Phil, he, he's a good friend of mine. We play softball together. How could this be?

ELAINE: Oh it be. (sarcastically) You got any other friends you want to set me up with?


😀

 

[manofsilver]

"That, ladies and gentlemen, is one magic lugey"

 

[ding5550123]

It's not a bra, it's a bro

 

[mugs]

Originally posted by: ding5550123
It's not a bra, it's a bro

manzziere!

 

[BrokenVisage]

Originally posted by: Chris2wire
Wow theres a lot of replies...

I like Elaine's dancing, that was classic.

And when the coffee people offer Kramer "A lifetime supply of Coffee and..." and he yells "DEAL!"

Hahahaha. Damn, im laughing now.

"I'LL TAKE IT!" *shakes his hand* :laugh:

 

[RaistlinZ]

"Did I tell you to put the balm on? Who told you to put the balm on?"

Actually, every scene with Kramer and his lawyer Jackie were funny as hell. 😀

 

[Xyclone]

Jerry: "So did you guys have.... you know..."

Elaine: What? Milk?? Cooookies?

Jerry: Noooo.

 

[Oblivionaire]

Originally posted by: BrokenVisage

Originally posted by: her209

Originally posted by: NFS4

Originally posted by: mugs

Originally posted by: NFS4

Originally posted by: LolaWiz
"he pulled IT out."
"it?"
"it."
"out"

LOL, how appropriate that a woman posts this one 😀

How about "it moved." 😀 What's great about Seinfeld is that all you need is those two words to know what I'm talking about.

Last time we were in Maui my wife got a massage. She made the mistake of not requesting a female masseuse (she's not a fan of having strange men rub her all over). She came back and told me that and my first response was "did it move?" 😀

Yeah it didn't make sense since she's a woman...

Yup. You can say two words from Seinfeld and people just "get it"

- JuJu Fruit
- Junior Mint
- Jimmy Legs
- Latex Man
- ALL RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT
- Low talker
- High talker
- Man hands
- Big head
- Ass Man
- Stopped Short

You missed one: Pig man

He missed a lot, lol. 😛

- Double dipper
- Close talker
- Re-gifter
- De-gifter
- Two Facer

Probably some more in there, but can't think of them.

"It's moops!"

 

[datalink7]

Every time Cramer bursts through the door... 😀

 

[NFS4]

**George on Jerry's answering machine*

"Hey, it's George...I've got nothing to say....[BEEP]"

 

[deathwalker]

Haven't you ever heard of "Shrinkage"?