the ep where Kramer gets that screen door, and the kids vandalize it. So Kramer wants to hose them. George is suppose to turn on the water when Kramer gives the signal "Hoochie Momma". Kramer is about to spray the kids when he yells "Hoochie MOmma", but george gets distracted. And then you see kramer getting sprayed by those party string things, and hes yelling "HOOCHIE MOMMA!
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Your FAVORITE moments from Seinfeld
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Art Vandelay
Senior member
Elaine: Well, then you're free tonight. You know what, I heard
about this great place called La Caridad.
Jerry: That's the last thing she said to me. She wanted to go there also,
but I wasn't in the mood.
Elaine: Whoa. What is the matter?
Jerry: It's Patty.
Elaine: Jerry, you break up with a girl every week.
Jerry: (Crying) What--what is this salty discharge?
Elaine: Oh my God. You're crying.
Jerry: This is horrible! I care!
about this great place called La Caridad.
Jerry: That's the last thing she said to me. She wanted to go there also,
but I wasn't in the mood.
Elaine: Whoa. What is the matter?
Jerry: It's Patty.
Elaine: Jerry, you break up with a girl every week.
Jerry: (Crying) What--what is this salty discharge?
Elaine: Oh my God. You're crying.
Jerry: This is horrible! I care!
When kramer Bought the indian statue and drove it down the street. On the way home he drives by Jerry whos trying to explain to the girl whos he is dating that he is not racist towards the natives. As he drove by he yelled to jerry and immitated an indian.
****** explenation,
****** explenation,
Born2bwire
Diamond Member
The Kenny Roger's Roaster. That was just awesome when Jerry was going to enter his apartment and notices the laser like red beam emitting from Kramer's peephole.
The time that, was it George, got a rascal and he was being chased by the old people on rascals.
The time that, was it George, got a rascal and he was being chased by the old people on rascals.
I don't know if this one has been mentioned, but this is from the pinky toe episode, called "The Fire.":
KRAMER: Well, after he heckled Toby, she got so upset, she ran out of the building and a street sweeper ran over her foot and severed her pinky toe.
GEORGE: That's unbelievable!
KRAMER: Yeah! Then after the ambulance left, I found the toe! So I put it in a Cracker Jack box, filled it with ice, and took off for the hospital.
GEORGE: You ran?
KRAMER: No, I jumped on the bus. I told the driver, "I got a toe here, buddy - step on it."
GEORGE: Holy cow!
KRAMER: Yeah, yeah, then all of a sudden, this guy pulls out a gun. Well, I knew any delay is gonna cost her her pinky toe, so I got out of the seat and I started walking towards him. He says, "Where do you think you're going, Cracker Jack?" I said, "Well, I got a little prize for ya, buddy - " <Kramer throws two quick punches and a massive uppercut> - knocked him out cold!
GEORGE: How could you do that?!
KRAMER: Then everybody is screamin,' because the driver, he's passed out from all the commotion...the bus is out of control! So, I grab him by the collar, I take him out of the seat, I get behind the wheel and now I'm drivin' the bus.
GEORGE: You're Batman.
KRAMER: Yeah. Yeah, I am Batman. Then the mugger, he comes to, and he starts chokin' me! So I'm fightin' him off with one hand and I kept drivin' the bus with the other, y'know? Then I managed to open up the door, and I kicked him out the door with my foot, you know - at the next stop.
JERRY: You kept makin' all the stops?
KRAMER: Well, people kept ringin' the bell!
KRAMER: Well, after he heckled Toby, she got so upset, she ran out of the building and a street sweeper ran over her foot and severed her pinky toe.
GEORGE: That's unbelievable!
KRAMER: Yeah! Then after the ambulance left, I found the toe! So I put it in a Cracker Jack box, filled it with ice, and took off for the hospital.
GEORGE: You ran?
KRAMER: No, I jumped on the bus. I told the driver, "I got a toe here, buddy - step on it."
GEORGE: Holy cow!
KRAMER: Yeah, yeah, then all of a sudden, this guy pulls out a gun. Well, I knew any delay is gonna cost her her pinky toe, so I got out of the seat and I started walking towards him. He says, "Where do you think you're going, Cracker Jack?" I said, "Well, I got a little prize for ya, buddy - " <Kramer throws two quick punches and a massive uppercut> - knocked him out cold!
GEORGE: How could you do that?!
KRAMER: Then everybody is screamin,' because the driver, he's passed out from all the commotion...the bus is out of control! So, I grab him by the collar, I take him out of the seat, I get behind the wheel and now I'm drivin' the bus.
GEORGE: You're Batman.
KRAMER: Yeah. Yeah, I am Batman. Then the mugger, he comes to, and he starts chokin' me! So I'm fightin' him off with one hand and I kept drivin' the bus with the other, y'know? Then I managed to open up the door, and I kicked him out the door with my foot, you know - at the next stop.
JERRY: You kept makin' all the stops?
KRAMER: Well, people kept ringin' the bell!
cKGunslinger
Lifer
Classic :laugh:
Mattd46612
Senior member
Kramer hitting golf balls into the ocean, and at the end in the diner. George telling the story of how he pulled a golf ball out of a whales blow hole. "Is that a titleist?"
deathwalker
Golden Member
I think it's at the end...when the program is "OVER"!!
BrokenVisage
Lifer
:laugh:
Brett leans across to kiss Elaine. Just as they begin to kiss, the Eagles' Desperado comes on the radio. Brett immediately breaks off the kiss, and stares off into the distance again.
ELAINE: (surprised) Brett? Everything alright?
Brett makes no response.
ELAINE: (worried) Brett! What is it? Is there someone outside?
BRETT: Elaine, the song.
ELAINE: (relieved) Oh. Oh, oh, phew. You know, for a minute there I thought it was like that urban legend about the guy with the hook who's hanging on the fender...
BRETT: Elaine, could you just not talk for one minute?
ELAINE: (apologetic, silently mouthed) Sorry.
Elaine stares queryingly at the rapt Brett.
ELAINE: (surprised) Brett? Everything alright?
Brett makes no response.
ELAINE: (worried) Brett! What is it? Is there someone outside?
BRETT: Elaine, the song.
ELAINE: (relieved) Oh. Oh, oh, phew. You know, for a minute there I thought it was like that urban legend about the guy with the hook who's hanging on the fender...
BRETT: Elaine, could you just not talk for one minute?
ELAINE: (apologetic, silently mouthed) Sorry.
Elaine stares queryingly at the rapt Brett.
tfcmasta97
Platinum Member
Cable boy! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO MY LITTLE CABLE BOY!
BrokenVisage
Lifer
Yeah that's right. 😛
Chris2wire
Senior member
Wow theres a lot of replies...
I like Elaine's dancing, that was classic.
And when the coffee people offer Kramer "A lifetime supply of Coffee and..." and he yells "DEAL!"
Hahahaha. Damn, im laughing now.
I like Elaine's dancing, that was classic.
And when the coffee people offer Kramer "A lifetime supply of Coffee and..." and he yells "DEAL!"
Hahahaha. Damn, im laughing now.
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