Ok so it's my very first night at the university. Me and the roomie were the only people to move into our floor today, so we invite some chicks over from another dorm building, and they bring some bacardi 151 with them. So we were hitting shots and all of a sudden the RA knocks on the door. FVCK, we got caught. He said if we gave him the bottle he wouldn't call the cops or the GA. So we gave him the bottle and took our names and left. I hope he doesn't turn us in, FVCK! So what are your storied of being retarded in dorm rooms.
Your college fvckups...
- Thread starter Pastore
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uhh why did you open the door.. and why didn't you hide the booze. you guys are weak.. probably freshmen
Yeah..
It's my final semester here at college and I will really miss it all.
Don't worry though, eventually you will learn your way around and the RA will be no problem.
Anyway, why didnt you hide the stuff when he knocked?
good job getting started with the laaaaaadies but why are you posting now???? next time, use the peephole.
minendo
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One night there was a bunch of drinking in my room. We had two cases of Corona and a handle of Morgan. Well sure enough we are loud and the RA comes knocking on our door. My friend answers the door trashed and the RA says to let him in and close the door. For the next hour or so we drank with the RA.
We did hide it and he said if we didn't give him the bottle he was calling the cops, I'd really rather not get arrested on my first night at university. I transferred in as a Junior.
Zenmervolt
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Biggest college fvckup? Uh, I've been shot down more than once by girls. That's about it. 2.5 years into college and I've not even missed a recitation.
ZV
ZV
This past semester I missed a final exam because I had written down that it was the wrong day.
Oops.
Oops.
Anubis
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was gettin wasted with my buds in their quad. they have teh brilliant idea to go streaking. hop out the 1st floor window run round outsice. hop back in the window. about 3 seconds lator there is a bang on the door . its DPS - college security. i answer teh door holding a 40. lets just say that was teh end of that night
My buddy was the bartender, and we were being loud. We were like, "lets go mr. bartender, gimme another shot."
rh71
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I don't drink... but one particular night freshman year... I did (wasn't my first time)... had 4 shots of vodka in 45 minutes or so. I went to bed feeling perfectly fine aside from feeling a bit warm. I make my way upstairs and into bed without any help. About 4am... the damn fire alarm rings and we must evacuate our rooms. We went out (again, still fine) to the parking lot and after standing around a few minutes, I just dropped to the concrete practically head first. They help me up, and a few minutes later, I drop again. I wake up the next morning and they told me all this. The last thing I honestly remembered then was walking out for the alarm. I was having the worst headache of my life (probably worse than my migraines nowadays). Never again have I drunk... not worth it to me. Damn that fire alarm.
I guess that's not really a fvck up, but it's my only drinking story. I guess fvck ups would include neglecting to ask a girl out and never really knowing if it could've happened. Turns out I'm engaged to another girl I met in calc class while there. It's all good.
I guess that's not really a fvck up, but it's my only drinking story. I guess fvck ups would include neglecting to ask a girl out and never really knowing if it could've happened. Turns out I'm engaged to another girl I met in calc class while there. It's all good.
Mississipi State is dry as well. Regardless of age.
Biggest college fvckup? Overdosing on pills and having my heart stop beating 3-4 time in the ER. Now that was a fvckup.
Biggest college fvckup? Overdosing on pills and having my heart stop beating 3-4 time in the ER. Now that was a fvckup.
Dry campus is a stupid idea. Kids just drive off campus to get smashed... and guess what? Drive back drunk and throw up all over the place anyway. Stupid fvckers. :disgust:
Anubis
No Lifer
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