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You women will like this one.

R

Russ

Lifer
What is a Dog?

1. Dogs spend all day sprawled on the most comfortable
piece of furniture in the house.
2. They can hear a package of food opening half a block
away, but don't hear you when you're in the same room.
3. They can look dumb and lovable all at the same time.
4. They growl when they are not happy.
5. When you want to play, they don't want to play.
6. When you want to be alone, they want to play.
7. They leave their toys everywhere.
8. They do disgusting things with their mouths and then
try to give you a kiss.
9. They go right for your crotch as soon as they meet you.

Conclusion: They're tiny men in little fur coats.

Russ, NCNE
 
Well, at least I finally broke that leg humping habit. It was scaring the guests.
 
ROTFL, Russ!

You forgot the part about passing killer gas and looking all innocent...

😀
 
Nope, woman don't have gas. We have little "unleaded" air bubbles. You men have the high octane stuff. 😉
 
HEY!! you cant say women don't pass gas!! i know alot of femals that can stink worse than guys, but i won't tell them to their face. but thet admit they can..
 
What is a Cat?
  1. Cats do what they want.
  2. They rarely listen to you.
  3. They're fickle and unpredictable.
  4. They make whining noises when they are unhappy.
  5. When you want to play, they want to be left alone.
  6. When you want to be left alone, they want to play.
  7. They expect you to cater to their every whim.
  8. They leave hair everywhere.
  9. They drive you nuts and cost an arm and a leg.
Conclusion: They're tiny little women in fur coats.

 


<< 8. They do disgusting things with their mouths and then
try to give you a kiss. >>


Jeez, I always thought that's more of a problem with the women :Q
 
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