You women will like this one.

[Russ]

What is a Dog?

1. Dogs spend all day sprawled on the most comfortable
piece of furniture in the house.
2. They can hear a package of food opening half a block
away, but don't hear you when you're in the same room.
3. They can look dumb and lovable all at the same time.
4. They growl when they are not happy.
5. When you want to play, they don't want to play.
6. When you want to be alone, they want to play.
7. They leave their toys everywhere.
8. They do disgusting things with their mouths and then
try to give you a kiss.
9. They go right for your crotch as soon as they meet you.

Conclusion: They're tiny men in little fur coats.

Russ, NCNE

 

[vi edit]

Well, at least I finally broke that leg humping habit. It was scaring the guests.

 

[visgf]

LOL Russ! There are some strange truths to that one.

 

[Isla]

ROTFL, Russ!

You forgot the part about passing killer gas and looking all innocent...

 

[ArkAoss]

uhh good one funny, resisting the urge to burst out in coded neffing again

 

[toph99]

hmmm, Russ, we all know you have a femenine side
whats with bashing your own sex?

picture courtesy of Dennilfloss

 

[Yeeny]

LOL! Thanks Russ, I am printing that list out for my husband!

 

[Zedfu]

hey, what do you know?? it all makes sense

 

[guyver01]

i'm gonna send this to all my female friends... it's sure to win me some brownie points

 

[SuperGroove]

<< You forgot the part about passing killer gas and looking all innocent... >>




Aren't both parties guilty of this?

 

[hzl eyed grl]

Nope, woman don't have gas. We have little &quot;unleaded&quot; air bubbles. You men have the high octane stuff.

 

[Imaginer]

&quot;You men have the high octane stuff. &quot;

Of course we do! We have bigger engines.

 

[yakko]

lol

 

[Windogg]

I urinate on everthing I see.

Windogg

 

[Mday]

damn, now the women know the truth =(

we shave ourselves regularly to look &quot;human&quot;

 

[Loggerman]

I may howl at the moon but still like to be &quot;treated like the pig I'am&quot;.
The diceman is still my hero.

 

[Shuxclams]

[/b]NEF!






SHUX

 

[CaseTragedy]

lol

 

[shadowfaX]

lol I like number 3.

 

[Degenerate]

LOL!! thats a good one.

 

[Azraele]

LOL!

 

[ArkAoss]

HEY!! you cant say women don't pass gas!! i know alot of femals that can stink worse than guys, but i won't tell them to their face. but thet admit they can..

 

[Eowyn]

What is a Cat?

1. Cats do what they want.
2. They rarely listen to you.
3. They're fickle and unpredictable.
4. They make whining noises when they are unhappy.
5. When you want to play, they want to be left alone.
6. When you want to be left alone, they want to play.
7. They expect you to cater to their every whim.
8. They leave hair everywhere.
9. They drive you nuts and cost an arm and a leg.

Conclusion: They're tiny little women in fur coats.

 

[unxpurg8d]

Ummm.....meow.

 

[geno]

<< 8. They do disgusting things with their mouths and then
try to give you a kiss. >>


Jeez, I always thought that's more of a problem with the women :Q