You See Somebody Shoplifting

KingofCamelot

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Pull out my gun and shoot to disable...permanently.

Or just say "Hey, thats not right!" then run away like a little girl.
 

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Stay out of their way. They have to be really strong to lift up a shop.
 

MX2

Lifer
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What the fvck??? I have some Barbara Streisand crap on my Primetime. I cant stand her:|
 

Fraggable

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Originally posted by: mdchesne
yell out "Shoplifter! Rush on 3! GO GO GO!" and procede ot do a running tackle of him/her

I like this one. I can just imagine myself doing that... I'd miss and land on my face on the floor and it would turn out the guy had paid for it anyway. That's how my day's been.

I'd probly tell an employee.
 

shilala

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I'd take the opportunity to get cut in on the action in exchange for my silence.