You know you're a dirty old man when...

[TechnoKid]

Originally posted by: Geekbabe
Some of us actually like dirty old men so don't be dissin on them

Really?...

 

[IAteYourMother]

You're a dirty old man when you have a lifetime membership to NAMBLA

 

[cerebusPu]

urgh...this pisses me off. Im 25. i feel old. Recently i met this cute girl thats 19/20. A little on the young side, but she's cute so Im willing to give it a whirl. Now, the thing is she has this 40+ year old friend who's always hanging around her. He lavishes her with money and gifts. He's single, no wife or GF, and consequently has lots of money from being single on the planet twice as long as i have been out of diapers.

The kicker? he proposed to her some time ago. She did not say yes, but she's keeping him around until something better comes along. I wonder if she rides him like a limp pogo stick on the weekends.

Old man: If you read this, you need to watch out. You shouldnt prey on little girls still in college. If i meet you, prepare for the dirtiest look ever.

end of my rant. somehow snuck a YAGT in a thread about dirty old men.

 

[conjur]

Originally posted by: cerebusPu
urgh...this pisses me off. Im 25. i feel old. Recently i met this cute girl thats 19/20. A little on the young side, but she's cute so Im willing to give it a whirl. Now, the thing is she has this 40+ year old friend who's always hanging around her. He lavishes her with money and gifts. He's single, no wife or GF, and consequently has lots of money from being single on the planet twice as long as i have been out of diapers.

The kicker? he proposed to her some time ago. She did not say yes, but she's keeping him around until something better comes along. I wonder if she rides him like a limp pogo stick on the weekends.

Old man: If you read this, you need to watch out. You shouldnt prey on little girls still in college. If i meet you, prepare for the dirtiest look ever.

end of my rant. somehow snuck a YAGT in a thread about dirty old men.

Meh...she's young and sees dollar signs!


Anyway...in the words of Fred Sanford:

"And I'll stay a dirty old man until I'm dead old man!"

 

[Oger]

You know you are a dirty old man when you are sixty something and still post in ATOT.

(Children abound in this place)

 

[conjur]

Hey! When did you get back, Roger? :beer:

 

[Oger]

09/30/2004

 

[conjur]

 

[Wetling23]

Why would you need to renew your Playboy subscription? You should be a lifetime subscriber so it happens automatically.

 

[rh71]

what's AARP for exactly ?