You know you're a dirty old man when...

[conjur]

You renew your Playboy and AARP memberships at the same time.

 

[dragonballgtz]

Originally posted by: conjur
You renew your Playboy and AARP memberships at the same time.

you are not dirty just horny

 

[conjur]

Originally posted by: dragonballgtz

Originally posted by: conjur
You renew your Playboy and AARP memberships at the same time.

you are not dirty just horny

Make it Tiger Beat and AARP then.

 

[woowoo]

Wanna buy a slightly used UofL cheerleader calander?

 

[moshquerade]

Originally posted by: conjur
You renew your Playboy and AARP memberships at the same time.

you are a senior citizen?

 

[imported_thomash]

You know you're a dirty old man when...........your an administrator at your work and happen to find Teen Porn on some old guys PC who is 50+years old.

Dirty old basta*d

 

[Mandos]

awesome

 

[Czar]

*cough*

aarp?

 

[squirrel dog]

When you have pictures of Brittany in your Grand Marquis.

 

[lozina]

I thought you become a dirty old man once you start tucking your shirt into your underwear ...

 

[ATLien247]

Originally posted by: lozina
I thought you become a dirty old man once you start tucking your shirt into your underwear ...

And wearing leg suspenders to hold up your socks...

 

[conjur]

Originally posted by: woowoo
Wanna buy a slightly used UofL cheerleader calander?

HA!

I already have my own! In prime condition....so far.

 

[Demon-Xanth]

You're not old until you no longer have to defend your hobbies.

 

[HomeBrewerDude]

noooo

you know when you are old when you find your tits in your cereal bowl!

 

[conjur]

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: conjur
You renew your Playboy and AARP memberships at the same time.

you are a senior citizen?

I may feel like it but...naah...heard this on the radio this morning.

 

[Slvrtg277]

Originally posted by: ATLien247

Originally posted by: lozina
I thought you become a dirty old man once you start tucking your shirt into your underwear ...

And wearing leg suspenders to hold up your socks...

And start wearing ugly doo-doo brown polyester britches.

 

[jadinolf]

Originally posted by: woowoo
Wanna buy a slightly used UofL cheerleader calander?

ahem .. how used?

 

[skace]

Originally posted by: jadinolf

Originally posted by: woowoo
Wanna buy a slightly used UofL cheerleader calander?

ahem .. how used?

It goes from january to june in a single flip.

 

[conjur]

:laugh:

 

[Pacfanweb]

Originally posted by: conjur

Originally posted by: woowoo
Wanna buy a slightly used UofL cheerleader calander?

HA!

I already have my own! In prime condition....so far.

That's how you know you're old. You have a swimsuit calendar and at the end of the year, it's still in prime condition.

 

[chuckywang]

Nah, you're good. You're dirty when you renew your Teen People and AARP subscriptions.

 

[woowoo]

Originally posted by: skace

Originally posted by: jadinolf

Originally posted by: woowoo
Wanna buy a slightly used UofL cheerleader calander?

ahem .. how used?

It goes from january to june in a single flip.

And most of the girls are in their 40's by now

 

[jadinolf]

Originally posted by: skace

Originally posted by: jadinolf

Originally posted by: woowoo
Wanna buy a slightly used UofL cheerleader calander?

ahem .. how used?

It goes from january to june in a single flip.

I was afraid of that. Pass.

 

[Geekbabe]

Some of us actually like dirty old men so don't be dissin on them

 

[CTrain]

When you're a manager at McDonalds and all you hire is pretty girls still in H.S.