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venk

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...there are players in the NBA that are younger than you.

Tony Parker has me beat by a month and a half.

*sniff* Where do i sign up for my AARP card?
 
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The models in playboy are younger than you. Or for the older members here: the models in playboy are old enough to be your daughter.
 
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ALL the players in the NBA are younger than me.

Gray hair on my head wasn't so bad. Gray hair on my crotch was somewhat troublesome. Now I started growing ear hair, and its gray too. Aaaaaagghh.
 
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<< ALL the players in the NBA are younger than me.

Gray hair on my head wasn't so bad. Gray hair on my crotch was somewhat troublesome. Now I started growing ear hair, and its gray too. Aaaaaagghh. >>



Too much information!!!!! AIEEEEEEE!!
 
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gopunk

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well i'm only 17 but i think i'm about as old as a 50 year old or something...

my bones have started to ache every once in a while... i find myself muttering "damn kids" every once in a while... i have seen a significant loss in libido since i was 14, to the point where i could probably enter a monastary and be down with it... i drive safer and slower than both of my parents... that kinda stuff.
 
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For me it happened in stages. First I remember watching college football and realizing all those "kids" were younger than me. Then realizing the girls in Playboy were my age and/or younger. Finally realizing that a good amount of the highest paid athletes are younger than me. Have some grey on my head. Haven't had any grey pubes yet, although I have had a couple of grey mustache hairs and a grey nose hair (what the hell's up with that?!?) Now I have people working under me that were born in a different decade. I felt really old the first time one of them told me he was born in 1980. It's gonna keep getting worse too. Oh well.
 
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Michael1897

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I too say "damn kids" however i like the variation of "dame punk kids".
I used to play baseball everyday now i have trouble bending all the way down after working out.
There are days when i'm tired at 10 pm
Oh yeah, i'm 19 and 20 in may :(
 
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...ALL the players are almost a decade younger than you on average...

And they play what was your favorite band as a teen on Cadillac commercials...

and you hear pop music from your high school days remade as elevator music...

and toys you played with as a child are now collector items...

and they have a nostalgia sitcom on Fox about the decade you grew up in...

and you start actually experiencing what they're talking about in commercials about "irregularity"...

and you watch the Brady bunch, but now you are identifying with the parents, not the kids...

TV land has all the shows you grew up with, but calls them "classic TV"...

I could go on, but it's time for my Geritol
 
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Oh yeah, all the music you grew up on can now be heard on the classic rock station.
 
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I am old! Just bought a new car, 02 Buick. Sheeeeeeeeesh its a car my Dad would have bought!
 
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<< The models in playboy are younger than you. Or for the older members here: the models in playboy are old enough to be your daughter. >>



Or the models are the age of your grandkids! :Q

Cheers!
 
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<< well i'm only 17 but i think i'm about as old as a 50 year old or something...

my bones have started to ache every once in a while... i find myself muttering "damn kids" every once in a while... i have seen a significant loss in libido since i was 14, to the point where i could probably enter a monastary and be down with it... i drive safer and slower than both of my parents... that kinda stuff. >>




Are you overweight? Obesity can cause the above.

Either that or you are just really bitter :D
 
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Viper GTS

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<< The models in playboy are younger than you. Or for the older members here: the models in playboy are old enough to be your daughter. >>



Had that one happen once so far. Then again I dont' read Playboy, so it's probably happened a lot more than that.

But I know one that was mentioned here was younger than me.

Kinda a strange feeling.

Viper GTS
 
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gopunk

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<< well i'm only 17 but i think i'm about as old as a 50 year old or something...

my bones have started to ache every once in a while... i find myself muttering "damn kids" every once in a while... i have seen a significant loss in libido since i was 14, to the point where i could probably enter a monastary and be down with it... i drive safer and slower than both of my parents... that kinda stuff. >>




Are you overweight? Obesity can cause the above.

Either that or you are just really bitter :D >>





hmm... 5'9" and 150... i could lose a few pounds, but i don't think i'm overweight enough to have it affect me in those ways...

though i do think i'm bitter :p
 
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<< well i'm only 17 but i think i'm about as old as a 50 year old or something...

my bones have started to ache every once in a while... i find myself muttering "damn kids" every once in a while... i have seen a significant loss in libido since i was 14, to the point where i could probably enter a monastary and be down with it... i drive safer and slower than both of my parents... that kinda stuff. >>



Look what ATOT has done to you! :p
 
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<< ... well i'm only 17 ... i have seen a significant loss in libido since i was 14 ... >>



Hmm... Gopunk, this does not bode well for you for later life, but LOL anyway :)

I'm 33, and recently noticed my first gray hair or two, and have noticed some wrinkles that I didn't have 5 years ago. I also now have to actually excercise to stay in shape..
 
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<< well i'm only 17 but i think i'm about as old as a 50 year old or something...

my bones have started to ache every once in a while... i find myself muttering "damn kids" every once in a while... i have seen a significant loss in libido since i was 14, to the point where i could probably enter a monastary and be down with it... i drive safer and slower than both of my parents... that kinda stuff. >>



Look what ATOT has done to you! :p >>




LOL.

 
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you start saying, I remember when..........:)




......................edit.........................
age has slowed my brain from a P4 to a Commodore 64.
 
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<< gopunk, are you really 17???? >>



ya >>



holy s***, dude, when did you start school here?
 
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