You know you shop at Newegg too much when.

[ahenkel]

the UPS driver automatically assumes if the box says Newegg and the address is on your road it must be yours.

 

[SunnyD]

and...?

 

[DesiPower]

how do you know that he knows... that's absurd... thread PHAIL

motion to lock thread.

 

[OCGuy]

Did he pee on your lawn

 

[SlitheryDee]

My ups guy assumes every newegg package in my zip code is mine.

Edit: ...and he know to bring it to where I work even though most of them have my house address on them.

 

[ahenkel]

how do you know that he knows... that's absurd... thread PHAIL

motion to lock thread.

Probably because he's been the same driver for years now and he's commented on how I'm the only one in the neighborhood that gets packages from Newegg. At least until today.

 

[ahenkel]

Did he pee on your lawn

It wouldn't matter its got llama, goat, sheep, duck, chicken, and goose pee on it anyways.

 

[Gibson486]

cookie?

 

[ahenkel]

cookie?

Snickerdoodle please. Cause its fun to say and fun to eat.

 

[BoomerD]

Cool...free stuff!

 

[Aikouka]

The UPS driver and I are on a first name basis 😛.

 

[nickbits]

or you know you spend too much on overstock.com when they send you $50 xmas gifts

 

[ahenkel]

Cool...free stuff!

I thought about keeping it. The intended recipient is kind of a dick and karma would say he deserves it, but I did the right thing and took the package to his house.

 

[Daishiki]

Did he pee on your lawn

The sole comment I was looking for in this thread.

 

[Zedtom]

I thought about keeping it. The intended recipient is kind of a dick and karma would say he deserves it, but I did the right thing and took the package to his house.

That's what I did and the driver and his supervisor showed up at my house the next day to investigate. I was pissed and told them I had already delivered it for them.

 

[ahenkel]

I doubt I''ll run into any problems I live in a rural area, and UPS just leaves packages at your door like this one was. I doubt the driver would escalate things when the proof of delivery is weak.

 

[alkemyst]

it was really FleshLight and not newegg right?

 

[zinfamous]

Meh, that's nothing. several years ago when my GF was still living in Latvia, she had an Amazon box waiting for her at the post office. There was no delivery name or address on the box, but they called her to pick it up.

--How did you know it was me?
--You're the only one here that ever receives these boxes.

the town is ~80,000 people in size.

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