You know you are getting old when......

[lxskllr]

Story time children.

My friend used to get us tickets for the Magic games. One time I ended up standing next to Shaq for a hot second. I must have done the jaw drops thing, because my friend Ricky who was 5'6" 140lbs soaking wet goes "Now you know how I feel." I never thought of things the same after that. Getting to walk a mile in someone else's moccasins /see things from their perspective would solve 90% of what's wrong with this fucked up primate group we belong to.

Years ago I was in a McDonalds. After giving the clerk my order, I turn around, and I'm looking at some guy's tits. I'm 6'5" :^O That caused my brain to lock up for half a second while I considered what was going on there. That was a very unfamiliar experience :^D

 

[IBMJunkman]

Old age is coming at a really bad time.

 

[BoomerD]

I blame it on my wife...she wanted to grow old together. I told her I never wanted (nor expected) to get old.