You know what sound I hate?

[CoinOperatedBoy]

Originally posted by: BoomerD
My grandson is one of those who can't stand the sound of squeaky chalkboards, of forks scraping on plates, etc.

Needless to say, I fuck with him terribly...<screeeeeeeeeeeeech> goes the fork across the plate...

This is hell for me. Silverware scraping on plates is enough to make me lose my appetite, no joke.

 

[her209]

Forgot to add, the fart noises during intercourse.

 

[darkxshade]

Gilbert Gottfried & Jon Lovitz voice

 

[HybridSquirrel]

my political science teacher. Dr. Sheila Rucki.....i get a headache every tuesday and thursday from 11:30 to 12:45

 

[TheSlamma]

Women with naturally whiney voices.. like my best friends woman.. man she sounds like she needs a violin even when she's totally happy.. which is rare btw.

 

[NatePo717]

Smacking lips while eating
People who clink their teeth (my dads teeth aren't aligned properly we whenever he bites down on something it clinks.)
People eating crunchy things like chips or ice (it's like nails on a chalk board)
Gum popping or snapping or when people chew it like cows.

Basically any sort of sound related to food bugs the crap out of me.

 

[polarmystery]

I hate the sound of rejection

 

[effowe]

Nail Files
Nails on a chalkboard

 

[sandorski]

Waking up in the morning hearing someone pour a cup of coffee. That fracking sound of the cup filling just pisses me off.

I blame an old Coffee commercial(long since forgot the brand..probably Folgers) which used that sound and a bunch of freakishly happy people waking up to it with an ungodly amount of excitement and energy. I'm not a spring out of bed kinda guy and I fucking hate people who try to hype me up before I'm 100% awake(usually soon after finishing my coffee). So if I'm still in bed, turn on some music to muffle the sound or pour your god damned coffee quietly!! :|:|:|

A close 2nd worst is the clanking of the spoon against the cup while stirring. :|:|

 

[kalrith]

Originally posted by: Lamont Burns

Originally posted by: ViviTheMage

Originally posted by: Lamont Burns

Originally posted by: ViviTheMage

Originally posted by: Lamont Burns
balls slapping taint when i'm trying to focus on punching the clown.

tighten up son.

suck it

That'll make them sag more, wont help you with your problem.

I didn't mean my balls, dimwit. The fuck kinda witness badgering do you do?

Whose balls are you talking about then? I didn't know you swung that way.

 

[moshquerade]

i like to snap my gum. i can get about 7-8 snaps in one rip. but i snap alone, because it annoys the hell out of some people.

what sound do i hate? a juicy fart sound, b/c you know it's likely a wet one.

 

[OOBradm]

Originally posted by: sandorski
Waking up in the morning hearing someone pour a cup of coffee. That fracking sound of the cup filling just pisses me off.

I blame an old Coffee commercial(long since forgot the brand..probably Folgers) which used that sound and a bunch of freakishly happy people waking up to it with an ungodly amount of excitement and energy. I'm not a spring out of bed kinda guy and I fucking hate people who try to hype me up before I'm 100% awake(usually soon after finishing my coffee). So if I'm still in bed, turn on some music to muffle the sound or pour your god damned coffee quietly!! :|:|:|

A close 2nd worst is the clanking of the spoon against the cup while stirring. :|:|

Lol I see you in bed cursing silently into your pillow at all of the happy people drinking their happy coffee in the morning

 

[Lamont Burns]

Originally posted by: kalrith

Originally posted by: Lamont Burns

Originally posted by: ViviTheMage

Originally posted by: Lamont Burns

Originally posted by: ViviTheMage

Originally posted by: Lamont Burns
balls slapping taint when i'm trying to focus on punching the clown.

tighten up son.

suck it

That'll make them sag more, wont help you with your problem.

I didn't mean my balls, dimwit. The fuck kinda witness badgering do you do?

Whose balls are you talking about then? I didn't know you swung that way.

The balls in the porn vid. I didn't think it was that large of a leap when I posted it. man balls slapping female taint.

 

[FeuerFrei]

Used to dislike the sound of cellophane crinkling. Wouldn't use the word "hate" though.

 

[Arcadio]

Add Reggaeton to the list...

 

[MrYogi]

chalk on chalkboard

 

[l0cke]

I hate the sound of paper rubbing against paper, it just makes me cringe for some reason.

 

[CPA]

pencil on paper.

 

[ConstipatedVigilante]

Air compressor sounds
High pitched whine tube TVs make when they start to die
That too-easily-amused laugh that some people have

 

[AMCRambler]

The deliberate *click*...*click*...*click* of someone cutting their fingernails. It seems to go on for ever too. You've only got ten fingers, how much can you draw this out.

Sawing of a nail file or emry board. Arrggh. That is the worst.

 

[lifeobry]

Metal on metal

 

[Chaotic42]

Whistling
Whispering noises
Thumping bass

 

[Leros]

Some straws make a terrible noise when you slide them in and out of plastic lids.

 

[djheater]

All of them.
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I've found my zen though and rarely am bothered.

 

[nageov3t]

the sound of people eating corn on the cob sickens me.