You know what sound I hate?

ViviTheMage

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pop and ice slushing around, in a Styrofoam cup...I hate that sound.

I also hate it when my coworker slurps his apples, the most disturbing sound I have ever heard.

What sounds do you hate?
 

her209

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Oct 11, 2000
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Anything to do with scraping on a chalkboard

Lips smacking when chewing bubble gum
 

Crusty

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The high pitched squeal the door @ work emits whenever it's moved. Apparently I'm the only one that can hear it as well, people think I'm crazy :(
 

TridenT

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Styrofoam touching anything. It makes me cringe and want to cry. I die a little every time I take a big thing of Styrofoam out of this stupid cardboard package.
 

AstroManLuca

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My coworker who laughs like a hyena whenever she's on the phone. Even for work-related stuff. She also talks really fucking loud.

The worst is the sound of a #2 pencil writing on paper. When I was in school I had to use mechanical pencils because standard wooden pencils had the same effect on me that fingernails on a chalkboard have for most people.

Originally posted by: ChaoZ
Motorcycles.

EDIT: And this.
 

lxskllr

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Nov 30, 2004
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Styrofoam
High pressure air compressor as is used in construction
Rap/hip hop beats
Very high pitched sounds some electronics make. Some people don't even hear them.
 

Lamont Burns

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Originally posted by: ViviTheMage
Originally posted by: Lamont Burns
Originally posted by: ViviTheMage
Originally posted by: Lamont Burns
balls slapping taint when i'm trying to focus on punching the clown.

tighten up son.

suck it

That'll make them sag more, wont help you with your problem.

I didn't mean my balls, dimwit. The fuck kinda witness badgering do you do?
 

SonnyDaze

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The annoying speaker vibration/distortion of loud hip hop/rap music being played at 150 decibels from a car.

The unnecessary revving of your Harley Davidson while sitting at a stoplight.

The silence of my computer after a failed overclock. :(



 

ViviTheMage

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Originally posted by: Lamont Burns
Originally posted by: ViviTheMage
Originally posted by: Lamont Burns
Originally posted by: ViviTheMage
Originally posted by: Lamont Burns
balls slapping taint when i'm trying to focus on punching the clown.

tighten up son.

suck it

That'll make them sag more, wont help you with your problem.

I didn't mean my balls, dimwit. The fuck kinda witness badgering do you do?

If 'sucking it' is done properly, it includes the balls.
 

Lamont Burns

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Originally posted by: ViviTheMage
Originally posted by: Lamont Burns
Originally posted by: ViviTheMage
Originally posted by: Lamont Burns
Originally posted by: ViviTheMage
Originally posted by: Lamont Burns
balls slapping taint when i'm trying to focus on punching the clown.

tighten up son.

suck it

That'll make them sag more, wont help you with your problem.

I didn't mean my balls, dimwit. The fuck kinda witness badgering do you do?

If 'sucking it' is done properly, it includes the balls.

You are slow.
 

ViviTheMage

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Dec 12, 2002
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Originally posted by: Lamont Burns
Originally posted by: ViviTheMage
Originally posted by: Lamont Burns
Originally posted by: ViviTheMage
Originally posted by: Lamont Burns
Originally posted by: ViviTheMage
Originally posted by: Lamont Burns
balls slapping taint when i'm trying to focus on punching the clown.

tighten up son.

suck it

That'll make them sag more, wont help you with your problem.

I didn't mean my balls, dimwit. The fuck kinda witness badgering do you do?

If 'sucking it' is done properly, it includes the balls.

You are slow.

I am just pulling your chain, haha.
 

Lamont Burns

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The noise Vivi's brain makes when it tries to parse information. Akin to air conditioning periodically making the blinds clink against the window. *clack* ... *clack*
 

BoomerD

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r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-clunk.

Anyone who's ever been to jail knows that sound...it's so...final.


My grandson is one of those who can't stand the sound of squeaky chalkboards, of forks scraping on plates, etc.

Needless to say, I fuck with him terribly...<screeeeeeeeeeeeech> goes the fork across the plate...:D
 

PepePeru

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crunching, lip smacking chewing.

unless you can eat completely silent its annoying and yes that certainly includes my own noises of consumption.