you know how frustrated you guys get with females?

[dmcowen674]

Originally posted by: moshquerade
well... some of you do, and i feel ya.

i get just as frustrated with males. i can figure a female out after one day of being around her, and a man. . .most of the time i can never figure him out.

Hmmmm, only two positions here.....Up/Down

Not very complicated 😕

 

[NikPreviousAcct]

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: Nik
So was I 😕

:lips:

Now, see, there's nothing confusing about that 😀

😎

Hellz yeah foo'! Lips fo'sho.

 

[moshquerade]

Originally posted by: Nik

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: Nik
So was I 😕

:lips:

Now, see, there's nothing confusing about that 😀

😎

Hellz yeah foo'! Lips fo'sho.

🙂

 

[moshquerade]

Originally posted by: dmcowen674

Originally posted by: moshquerade
well... some of you do, and i feel ya.

i get just as frustrated with males. i can figure a female out after one day of being around her, and a man. . .most of the time i can never figure him out.

Hmmmm, only two positions here.....Up/Down

Not very complicated 😕

there are more positions than two 😉

 

[NikPreviousAcct]

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: dmcowen674

Originally posted by: moshquerade
well... some of you do, and i feel ya.

i get just as frustrated with males. i can figure a female out after one day of being around her, and a man. . .most of the time i can never figure him out.

Hmmmm, only two positions here.....Up/Down

Not very complicated 😕

there are more positions than two 😉

Yeah, there are six. Up, down, in, out, lick, swallow. 😛

 

[FrustratedUser]

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: dmcowen674

Originally posted by: moshquerade
well... some of you do, and i feel ya.

i get just as frustrated with males. i can figure a female out after one day of being around her, and a man. . .most of the time i can never figure him out.

Hmmmm, only two positions here.....Up/Down

Not very complicated 😕

there are more positions than two 😉

Teh d1ck is teh b1nary!

 

[moshquerade]

Originally posted by: Nik

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: dmcowen674

Originally posted by: moshquerade
well... some of you do, and i feel ya.

i get just as frustrated with males. i can figure a female out after one day of being around her, and a man. . .most of the time i can never figure him out.

Hmmmm, only two positions here.....Up/Down

Not very complicated 😕

there are more positions than two 😉

Yeah, there are six. Up, down, in, out, lick, swallow. 😛

that works 😀

 

[PsharkJF]

Women - 2 gigantic X's
Men - 1 gigantic X, leftovers called "Y"

Men run leaner n' meaner, come on op, get with the program here! 😛

 

[itsallaboutme]

Originally posted by: Soccerman06
Men are conserned about 3 things:
Eat
Sleep
Sex

Theres nothing else to us.

You forgot $$$$$

 

[xboxlive]

no kidding, id rather find a cure for cancer than try to figure out another woman.

 

[Geekbabe]

Originally posted by: moshquerade
well... some of you do, and i feel ya.

i get just as frustrated with males. i can figure a female out after one day of being around her, and a man. . .most of the time i can never figure him out.

Think back to the days when you were in junior high school.Remember the boys in the 7th grade ?

Well, honey, they all stay forever in the 7th grade no matter how smart they are or how succesful they may become if somebody cuts a good fart they'll laugh and say "good rip"
Say the words "boobies " or "free beer" in front of a group of them and they'll swivel their necks in unison shouting "where"


The type and the price of their toys changes over time but they stay forever in the 7th grade.. how lucky they are, sometimes life is better when it's simple.

 

[hypn0tik]

Originally posted by: Anubis

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: Anubis

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: FrustratedUser
LOL!
Damn, this is the truth.

So can we reveal the secrets of women now. Maybe mankind can benefit from this ATOT thread.

Let's start:

- shoes

we buy the shoes for you. we want to look nice for you.

most women would look "nice" in a burlap sack

shoes do not make someone look "nicer" the someone else IMO

true, but there's no denying that when we get prettied up it's for you.

yes its for us and most guys are oblivious to that and would just take you the way you normally are

saves time and money

Agreed about the shoes.

Why are all women addicted to shopping? They feel the need to go into every store and look at every article of clothing only to leave empty handed or buy the items they saw in the very first store they walked into.

 

[FrustratedUser]

Originally posted by: Geekbabe

Originally posted by: moshquerade
well... some of you do, and i feel ya.

i get just as frustrated with males. i can figure a female out after one day of being around her, and a man. . .most of the time i can never figure him out.

Think back to the days when you were in junior high school.Remember the boys in the 7th grade ?

Well, honey, they all stay forever in the 7th grade no matter how smart they are or how succesful they may become if somebody cuts a good fart they'll laugh and say "good rip"
Say the words "boobies " or "free beer" in front of a group of them and they'll swivel their necks in unison shouting "where"


The type and the price of their toys changes over time but they stay forever in the 7th grade.. how lucky they are, sometimes life is better when it's simple.

LOL!
Ain't that the truth. 😛

Honestly, do you mind that behaviour?

 

[Accipiter22]

Originally posted by: moshquerade
well... some of you do, and i feel ya.

i get just as frustrated with males. i can figure a female out after one day of being around her, and a man. . .most of the time i can never figure him out.

I'm sorry I put it in the wrong hole.......it's just that i was so into hittin it from behind that I got overzealous and didn't pay attention...

 

[Accipiter22]

Originally posted by: Geekbabe

Originally posted by: moshquerade
well... some of you do, and i feel ya.

i get just as frustrated with males. i can figure a female out after one day of being around her, and a man. . .most of the time i can never figure him out.

Think back to the days when you were in junior high school.Remember the boys in the 7th grade ?

Well, honey, they all stay forever in the 7th grade no matter how smart they are or how succesful they may become if somebody cuts a good fart they'll laugh and say "good rip"
Say the words "boobies " or "free beer" in front of a group of them and they'll swivel their necks in unison shouting "where"


The type and the price of their toys changes over time but they stay forever in the 7th grade.. how lucky they are, sometimes life is better when it's simple.

WHO TOLD YOU OUR SECRET??!?!?

 

[FrustratedUser]

Originally posted by: Accipiter22

Originally posted by: moshquerade
well... some of you do, and i feel ya.

i get just as frustrated with males. i can figure a female out after one day of being around her, and a man. . .most of the time i can never figure him out.

I'm sorry I put it in the wrong hole.......it's just that i was so into hittin it from behind that I got overzealous and didn't pay attention...

ROFL!
I actually did that one time LOL!
No complaints from her, she came back and asked for more :Q

 

[FrustratedUser]

Originally posted by: Accipiter22

Originally posted by: Geekbabe

Originally posted by: moshquerade
well... some of you do, and i feel ya.

i get just as frustrated with males. i can figure a female out after one day of being around her, and a man. . .most of the time i can never figure him out.

Think back to the days when you were in junior high school.Remember the boys in the 7th grade ?

Well, honey, they all stay forever in the 7th grade no matter how smart they are or how succesful they may become if somebody cuts a good fart they'll laugh and say "good rip"
Say the words "boobies " or "free beer" in front of a group of them and they'll swivel their necks in unison shouting "where"


The type and the price of their toys changes over time but they stay forever in the 7th grade.. how lucky they are, sometimes life is better when it's simple.

WHO TOLD YOU OUR SECRET??!?!?

She must be a man :Q We all know there are no women on the internet except the ones with the surname .jpg, .mpg and .avi

 

[radioouman]

I like to throw some wrenches into the fine oil machine of my relationship just to spice things up.
I like to cook. In fact, I like to cook more than my wife does, and generally, I'm better at cooking than she is.
Sometimes I'll bring up guy things with her, like 'isn't that chick hot?'

This stuff adds variety and probably confuses my female. But variety is the spice of life, and I like my life spicy!

 

[Accipiter22]

I remember tasha.jpg....she used me, abused me, and then left me...I came back from wiping it off on the drapes and she was gone..

 

[Accipiter22]

Originally posted by: FrustratedUser

Originally posted by: Accipiter22

Originally posted by: moshquerade
well... some of you do, and i feel ya.

i get just as frustrated with males. i can figure a female out after one day of being around her, and a man. . .most of the time i can never figure him out.

I'm sorry I put it in the wrong hole.......it's just that i was so into hittin it from behind that I got overzealous and didn't pay attention...

ROFL!
I actually did that one time LOL!
No complaints from her, she came back and asked for more :Q

:Q !!!! i would always say it was an accident lol

 

[Leper Messiah]

Its easy. Just say what you mean, and mean what you say. Don't play hard to get. Be a little agressive. I can never figure out if a chick is interested in me, because they're so...wavery. One day, they're hanging off your every word, and then the next they are cold and ingore you. :| Just tell me straight out what you mean, so I know WTF to do!


and yeah. If I could have food, sex sleep 24/7, I'd be in heaven. The rest of this sh1t is just to pass time.

 

[statik213]

Originally posted by: Connoisseur
You're just thinking too hard.

 

[Geekbabe]

Originally posted by: FrustratedUser

Originally posted by: Geekbabe

Originally posted by: moshquerade
well... some of you do, and i feel ya.

i get just as frustrated with males. i can figure a female out after one day of being around her, and a man. . .most of the time i can never figure him out.

Think back to the days when you were in junior high school.Remember the boys in the 7th grade ?

Well, honey, they all stay forever in the 7th grade no matter how smart they are or how succesful they may become if somebody cuts a good fart they'll laugh and say "good rip"
Say the words "boobies " or "free beer" in front of a group of them and they'll swivel their necks in unison shouting "where"


The type and the price of their toys changes over time but they stay forever in the 7th grade.. how lucky they are, sometimes life is better when it's simple.

LOL!
Ain't that the truth. 😛

Honestly, do you mind that behaviour?

Actually I find it to be the most charming trait of men.

 

[FrustratedUser]

Originally posted by: Geekbabe

Originally posted by: FrustratedUser

Originally posted by: Geekbabe

Originally posted by: moshquerade
well... some of you do, and i feel ya.

i get just as frustrated with males. i can figure a female out after one day of being around her, and a man. . .most of the time i can never figure him out.

Think back to the days when you were in junior high school.Remember the boys in the 7th grade ?

Well, honey, they all stay forever in the 7th grade no matter how smart they are or how succesful they may become if somebody cuts a good fart they'll laugh and say "good rip"
Say the words "boobies " or "free beer" in front of a group of them and they'll swivel their necks in unison shouting "where"


The type and the price of their toys changes over time but they stay forever in the 7th grade.. how lucky they are, sometimes life is better when it's simple.

LOL!
Ain't that the truth. 😛

Honestly, do you mind that behaviour?

Actually I find it to be the most charming trait of men.

:heart::heart::heart::heart::heart::heart:

<---- Very charming. 😛

 

[gigapet]

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: Anubis

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: FrustratedUser
LOL!
Damn, this is the truth.

So can we reveal the secrets of women now. Maybe mankind can benefit from this ATOT thread.

Let's start:

- shoes

we buy the shoes for you. we want to look nice for you.

most women would look "nice" in a burlap sack

shoes do not make someone look "nicer" the someone else IMO

true, but there's no denying that when we get prettied up it's for you.

must step in here. From what I've noticed girls are more concerned about looking better than other girls. Because I'm sure you've figured out long ago majority of men dont give a flying hoot about what you are wearing on yoru feet.