you know how frustrated you guys get with females?

[MithShrike]

Originally posted by: Anubis
well there are actually 4, eat sleep, money, sex, however many meny dont care to much about money as long as they have enough to do what they want,

beer gets folded into the food/eating one

adn all guys like sports thats kinda a givin

Last statement is untrue. I highly dislike sports.

 

[spidey07]

Originally posted by: moshquerade
well... some of you do, and i feel ya.

i get just as frustrated with males. i can figure a female out after one day of being around her, and a man. . .most of the time i can never figure him out.

We're easy.

Quit yappin', let me relax, and quit talking about what you want from "our relationship." blah, blah, blah, blabbity, blab, blab, blabity.

dammit women, why does it always have to be about you and your selfish needs?

 

[glugglug]

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: CreativeTom

Originally posted by: moshquerade
well... some of you do, and i feel ya.

i get just as frustrated with males. i can figure a female out after one day of being around her, and a man. . .most of the time i can never figure him out.

Go be a psychologist.

are you nuts? most psychologists need psychologists. 😛

QFT

 

[thephoenix]

This thread has been quite amusing.

To the men that think all women are complicated, not all women are. I don't consider myself really complicated. Though I admit that some are more than others. Just like some men are more complex than others.

I remember one time one of my sisters told me my approach with men was wrong because I prefer to lay all the cards out on the table and not play games. She honestly thinks its best to "reel them in first, then pull the cards out". *Shrugs* Guess she would be the complicated?

Edited.. lack of sleep = rambling.

 

[imported_goku]

Originally posted by: shimsham
wheres my fvckin sandwhich!!!!

It's sammich b!tch, and while your at it, make me one before I make you my NELLY!

 

[Powermoloch]

My mom knows .....she is my mom !!! darn namit

 

[dug777]

no, i don't 😛

 

[Mookow]

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: FrustratedUser
LOL!
Damn, this is the truth.

So can we reveal the secrets of women now. Maybe mankind can benefit from this ATOT thread.

Let's start:
- shoes

we buy the shoes for you. we want to look nice for you.

Look, you just dont understand. When a guy says to you "Nice shoes, wanna fsck?", chances are he never even looked down past your thighs (if that). You might be barefoot for all he knows. The "nice shoes" part is what I like to refer to as "foreplay".

😛

Seriously though, guys generally dont notice shoes on their own. A woman who used to wear 30+ different pairs of shoes per year could throw all of them out except the following, and 99% of straight guys wouldnt notice the difference:
-tennis shoes/sneakers, 1 pair
-stillettos, 2 pair (red and black)
-sandals, 1 pair
-FMBs (f*** me boots), 1 pair
-flats (if that word refers to the style of shoes I think it does), 1 pair
-optional: if you are the outdoors type, hiking boots, 1 pair

Anything over and above that is, in reality, for yourself, because your guy is almost certainly not going to notice unless you mention your new shoes. Buy them in excessive quantity (which is basically what every woman does) if you want to do so, but women shouldnt say they are buying them for the guy, because he doesnt care.

Now, sexy underwear, that you can say you are buying/wearing for your partner. But shoes, no (unless your specific guy has some foot/shoe fetish, which isnt common and cannot be used as a general reason).

 

[PandaBear]

Originally posted by: moshquerade
... and when you figured them out you could swing better grades.

Just sleep with them, much easier

 

[PandaBear]

Originally posted by: Geekbabe
Think back to the days when you were in junior high school.Remember the boys in the 7th grade ?

Well, honey, they all stay forever in the 7th grade no matter how smart they are or how succesful they may become if somebody cuts a good fart they'll laugh and say "good rip"
Say the words "boobies " or "free beer" in front of a group of them and they'll swivel their necks in unison shouting "where"


The type and the price of their toys changes over time but they stay forever in the 7th grade.. how lucky they are, sometimes life is better when it's simple.

Thats Men's psychology 101, now adding on top of that the control freak and power hunger, and the obsession of having what he doesn't have, thats Men's psychology 201.

I personally never watch sport (other than once in a while Rally car racing), don't play football or basket ball, etc. Love women with nicest hair and skinny waistline and legs, not much of a boob or ass fan, careful about what I spend and never spend more than 5% of my income for toys (cars, computer, etc).

Have a gf that I will buy jewerys and shoes and pay for her living expense when she was in grad school. Help her out in all the troubles and am very handy fixing everything from cars to computers to trapping rodents at home. Physically fit and semi-good looking, perfect guy?

But.... like all men I do have a fetish of catching all the good looking women in the world. Even if I am controlling myself not to hit on other girls, I do stare at them as if they are naked and work out to get stranger girls attention (not that I am trying to cheat at all, just makes me feel more "secure" about myself).

I think a lot of the guys in the world think like I do, hope this help