you know how frustrated you guys get with females?

[bleeb]

Tip: if you think of things from the perspective of men, include: food and sex.

 

[moshquerade]

Originally posted by: Connoisseur
Pssh... threads like these make me laugh. People think men and women think so differently. The only difference between the two is PMS. If women aren't attracted to a guy (face, body, money, confidence, personality) it's hard to fall for them. If men aren't attracted to a woman (face, body, personality, ability to cook) then it's hard to fall for them. Women generally have more guy friends they're not attracted to. Men in general don't have as many female friends that they're NOT attracted to.

according to this article guys have their own "PMS", but it's called "IMS"

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/8962022/site/newsweek/

 

[moshquerade]

Originally posted by: FrustratedUser

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: Connoisseur
You're just thinking too hard.

but i like figuring people out. i like to know what makes them tick.

for example, your teachers in school. you figured out their personalities and what they liked and disliked, because they were all different. and when you figured them out you could swing better grades.

And that is what pisses most of us off. I hate being 'figured out' and answering dumb questions like 'What are you thinking?'.

Gaaahh!

Too much 'figuring out' from both sides results in uncomfortable silence and a rapid end to any dating or potential dating situation.

Now think about that for a while.

ferchrissakes, get a grip. i hate being asked "what are you thinking about now? how about now? HOW ABOUT NOW?"

that is the last thing i ask a guy. 😕


all i'm asking for is straight answers, no head games.

 

[HombrePequeno]

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: Soccerman06
Men are conserned about 3 things:
Eat
Sleep
Sex

Theres nothing else to us.

i realize those are the top concerns, but there is more.

And that's where you went wrong. There isn't any more than that.

If you don't know what a guy likes, ask him. It's as simple as that. It'll probably make the guy happier on his birthday too.

 

[imported_malcontent]

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: Connoisseur
Pssh... threads like these make me laugh. People think men and women think so differently. The only difference between the two is PMS. If women aren't attracted to a guy (face, body, money, confidence, personality) it's hard to fall for them. If men aren't attracted to a woman (face, body, personality, ability to cook) then it's hard to fall for them. Women generally have more guy friends they're not attracted to. Men in general don't have as many female friends that they're NOT attracted to.

according to this article guys have their own "PMS", but it's called "IMS"

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/8962022/site/newsweek/

IMS caused by women trying to figure us out? j/k

 

[M00T]

Meh, who cares. Women can get some sex even if they don't know a damn word the man is saying.

Men, however, have to impress a women, wine/dine her, lie to her, and go out of our way to get a little somethin.

Women... quit yer complaining.

 

[Rogue]

To quote Chris Rock, men need three things:

"Feed me, fvck me, shut the fvck up!"

That sums it up well. Women on the other hand need the following:

"Comments (tell yo momma how good the food is...) and the occasional pair of shoes."

 

[shimsham]

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: shimsham

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: Connoisseur
You're just thinking too hard.

but i like figuring people out. i like to know what makes them tick.

for example, your teachers in school. you figured out their personalities and what they liked and disliked, because they were all different. and when you figured them out you could swing better grades.

female 110%

well ya.

i guess you have females all figured out.

bah! even im not that arrogant.

besides, if you do figure them out, wheres the fun. works the same both ways.

 

[FrustratedUser]

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: FrustratedUser

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: Connoisseur
You're just thinking too hard.

but i like figuring people out. i like to know what makes them tick.

for example, your teachers in school. you figured out their personalities and what they liked and disliked, because they were all different. and when you figured them out you could swing better grades.

And that is what pisses most of us off. I hate being 'figured out' and answering dumb questions like 'What are you thinking?'.

Gaaahh!

Too much 'figuring out' from both sides results in uncomfortable silence and a rapid end to any dating or potential dating situation.

Now think about that for a while.

ferchrissakes, get a grip. i hate being asked "what are you thinking about now? how about now? HOW ABOUT NOW?"

that is the last thing i ask a guy. 😕


all i'm asking for is straight answers, no head games.

Good!

Sup bia...? Date? 😛
😉

 

[ruffilb]

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: Connoisseur
You're just thinking too hard.

but i like figuring people out. i like to know what makes them tick.

for example, your teachers in school. you figured out their personalities and what they liked and disliked, because they were all different. and when you figured them out you could swing better grades.

And you didn't have to know the material. Priceless! 😉

 

[moshquerade]

Originally posted by: HombrePequeno

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: Soccerman06
Men are conserned about 3 things:
Eat
Sleep
Sex

Theres nothing else to us.

i realize those are the top concerns, but there is more.

And that's where you went wrong. There isn't any more than that.

If you don't know what a guy likes, ask him. It's as simple as that. It'll probably make the guy happier on his birthday too.

so eat, sleep, sex

is money a concern? how about sports? or beer, good beer is a concern... etc.
there are other concerns.

 

[edmundoab]

LOL
yes it can be frustrating

but at the end of the day,
we're talking about, Can't live with them, can't live without them

 

[Rogue]

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: HombrePequeno

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: Soccerman06
Men are conserned about 3 things:
Eat
Sleep
Sex

Theres nothing else to us.

i realize those are the top concerns, but there is more.

And that's where you went wrong. There isn't any more than that.

If you don't know what a guy likes, ask him. It's as simple as that. It'll probably make the guy happier on his birthday too.

so eat, sleep, sex

is money a concern? how about sports? or beer, good beer is a concern... etc.
there are other concerns.

Ummm...maybe for some guys, but if most of us could JUST eat, sleep and have sex, we would.

 

[moshquerade]

Originally posted by: ruffilb

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: Connoisseur
You're just thinking too hard.

but i like figuring people out. i like to know what makes them tick.

for example, your teachers in school. you figured out their personalities and what they liked and disliked, because they were all different. and when you figured them out you could swing better grades.

And you didn't have to know the material. Priceless! 😉

😱

that is absolutely not true dammit! 😛

 

[moshquerade]

Originally posted by: Rogue

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: HombrePequeno

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: Soccerman06
Men are conserned about 3 things:
Eat
Sleep
Sex

Theres nothing else to us.

i realize those are the top concerns, but there is more.

And that's where you went wrong. There isn't any more than that.

If you don't know what a guy likes, ask him. It's as simple as that. It'll probably make the guy happier on his birthday too.

so eat, sleep, sex

is money a concern? how about sports? or beer, good beer is a concern... etc.
there are other concerns.

Ummm...maybe for some guys, but if most of us could JUST eat, sleep and have sex, we would.

well then you forgot pissing/sh!tting. that's going to be a real concern if you don't get that in there.

 

[MBentz]

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: Soccerman06
Men are conserned about 3 things:
Eat
Sleep
Sex

Theres nothing else to us.

i realize those are the top concerns, but there is more.

Right, the tard forgot to add ESPN. WTF?

 

[venk]

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: HombrePequeno

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: Soccerman06
Men are conserned about 3 things:
Eat
Sleep
Sex

Theres nothing else to us.

i realize those are the top concerns, but there is more.

And that's where you went wrong. There isn't any more than that.

If you don't know what a guy likes, ask him. It's as simple as that. It'll probably make the guy happier on his birthday too.

so eat, sleep, sex

is money a concern? how about sports? or beer, good beer is a concern... etc.
there are other concerns.

Men think hiarchichally. (bad spelling I know), all you have to figure out is the hiarchy.

Big Game (Rose Bowl/Super Bowl) > Sex > Regular Game

and We like to combine our likes
Game + Food
Game + Sex


Most important thing: Ask us and take us at face value, we ARE NOT COMPLEX AT ALL!

 

[moshquerade]

Originally posted by: MBentz

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: Soccerman06
Men are conserned about 3 things:
Eat
Sleep
Sex

Theres nothing else to us.

i realize those are the top concerns, but there is more.

Right, the tard forgot to add ESPN. WTF?

i was going to mention SportsCenter :thumbsup:

 

[Anubis]

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: HombrePequeno

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: Soccerman06
Men are conserned about 3 things:
Eat
Sleep
Sex

Theres nothing else to us.

i realize those are the top concerns, but there is more.

And that's where you went wrong. There isn't any more than that.

If you don't know what a guy likes, ask him. It's as simple as that. It'll probably make the guy happier on his birthday too.

so eat, sleep, sex

is money a concern? how about sports? or beer, good beer is a concern... etc.
there are other concerns.

well there are actually 4, eat sleep, money, sex, however many meny dont care to much about money as long as they have enough to do what they want,

beer gets folded into the food/eating one

adn all guys like sports thats kinda a givin

 

[moshquerade]

Originally posted by: Anubis

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: HombrePequeno

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: Soccerman06
Men are conserned about 3 things:
Eat
Sleep
Sex

Theres nothing else to us.

i realize those are the top concerns, but there is more.

And that's where you went wrong. There isn't any more than that.

If you don't know what a guy likes, ask him. It's as simple as that. It'll probably make the guy happier on his birthday too.

so eat, sleep, sex

is money a concern? how about sports? or beer, good beer is a concern... etc.
there are other concerns.

well there are actually 4, eat sleep, money, sex, however many meny dont care to much about money as long as they have enough to do what they want,

beer gets folded into the food/eating one

adn all guys like sports thats kinda a givin

all guys don't like sports believe it or not.

 

[NikPreviousAcct]

I've recently learned that even the most level-headed women I thought were level-headed are just as damned confusing as the dipsh|t "I don't know what I want in life so I'm going to throw my life away" kind.

😕

 

[Anubis]

and FYI, when you ask a man whats hes thinking about and he says "nothing" 90% of the times he really is thinking about nothing, and the other 10% of the time hes thinking about something like bellybutton lint, which is basically nothing

 

[Anubis]

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: Anubis

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: HombrePequeno

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: Soccerman06
Men are conserned about 3 things:
Eat
Sleep
Sex

Theres nothing else to us.

i realize those are the top concerns, but there is more.

And that's where you went wrong. There isn't any more than that.

If you don't know what a guy likes, ask him. It's as simple as that. It'll probably make the guy happier on his birthday too.

so eat, sleep, sex

is money a concern? how about sports? or beer, good beer is a concern... etc.
there are other concerns.

well there are actually 4, eat sleep, money, sex, however many meny dont care to much about money as long as they have enough to do what they want,

beer gets folded into the food/eating one

adn all guys like sports thats kinda a givin

all guys don't like sports believe it or not.

yes and they are called homosexuals

 

[HombrePequeno]

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: HombrePequeno

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: Soccerman06
Men are conserned about 3 things:
Eat
Sleep
Sex

Theres nothing else to us.

i realize those are the top concerns, but there is more.

And that's where you went wrong. There isn't any more than that.

If you don't know what a guy likes, ask him. It's as simple as that. It'll probably make the guy happier on his birthday too.

so eat, sleep, sex

is money a concern? how about sports? or beer, good beer is a concern... etc.
there are other concerns.

Those three are the basics, everything else are just side concerns. Sports aren't really a concern, more entertainment/hobby. Beer...well most guys don't like good beer, they like the watered down piss alcohol so that's not a real concern there. Money can be a concern but generally there's just a want for more of it.

 

[xSkyDrAx]

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: HombrePequeno

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: Soccerman06
Men are conserned about 3 things:
Eat
Sleep
Sex

Theres nothing else to us.

i realize those are the top concerns, but there is more.

And that's where you went wrong. There isn't any more than that.

If you don't know what a guy likes, ask him. It's as simple as that. It'll probably make the guy happier on his birthday too.

so eat, sleep, sex

is money a concern? how about sports? or beer, good beer is a concern... etc.
there are other concerns.

woah woah woah, one step at a time. Too much there for me. :Q