You have to forgo one thing, masturbation or alcohol?

[Braznor]

Which one would you choose?

 

[xanis]

That's like choosing, "Which way would you rather die? Burned alive at the stake, or slowly drowned?"

 

[shocksyde]

"Braznor posting ever again"

 

[spidey07]

Wife can't get me a buzz, but can get me off. I would easily give up yanky my wanky.

 

[Platypus]

masturbation easily, rare that I do anyway.

 

[Beev]

I don't particularly like alcohol, and I do both things rarely, so I went ahead and chose alcohol.

 

[HAL9000]

Masturbation obviously.... Is this really a question?!

 

[highland145]

Wife can't get me a buzz, but can get me off. I would easily give up yanky my wanky.

This right here.

 

[Lean L]

How the fuck can any man choose between these two?
Might as well ask which of your two children you would like to slaughter.

 

[NikolaeVarius]

Alcohol. Don't like the stuff much.

 

[dabuddha]

I'm married so alcohol obviously 😀

 

[GeekDrew]

I like to drink.... but alcohol.

 

[SlitheryDee]

Alcohol. I don't get very much of the substitute for masturbation.

 

[SunnyD]

I'm married so alcohol obviously 😀

Seriously? Sober 2 days and you'll be begging for a divorce.

Alcoholism: Keeping families together since forever.

 

[V00DOO]

I don't drink so that narrows it down.

 

[dud]

"Braznor posting ever again"

Agreed. It seems like Braznor has become the new Hal.

 

[PlasmaBomb]

Agreed. It seems like Braznor has become the new Hal.

His ppd is a bout fifty times too low...

 

[BTRY B 529th FA BN]

Alcohol

 

[BoomerD]

I don't indulge in either one...so.........

 

[highland145]

I don't indulge in either one...so.........

Want him to add ensure to the poll?



kidding
**ducks and runs off lawn**

 

[BoomerD]

Want him to add ensure to the poll?



kidding
**ducks and runs off lawn**

Don't run...you'll only die tired...:whiste:

 

[highland145]

Don't run...you'll only die tired...:whiste:

lol. Forgot about your new toys.

 

[jupiter57]

I don't indulge in either one...so.........

Want him to add ensure to the poll?

HaHa!
I'm impotent, don't drink, and I drink Ensure daily!
Old Farts, FTW!

 

[sdifox]

lulz I don't drink, there is your answer.

 

[coldmeat]

Does the stranger count as masturbation?