You have to forgo one thing, masturbation or alcohol?

[BudAshes]

Seriously? Sober 2 days and you'll be begging for a divorce.

Alcoholism: Keeping families together since forever.

There is always weed.

 

[xSauronx]

Does the stranger count as masturbation?

not if you get an actual stranger :awe:

 

[highland145]

HaHa!
I'm impotent, don't drink, and I drink Ensure daily!
Old Farts, FTW!

And you have guns, iirc. You and Boomer related?

*ducks and runs off another old man's lawn*

 

[Thetech]

Alcohol. I can't handle it well. It just makes me sleepy.
While I do prefer a woman, masturbation does have it's place and time in my life.

 

[AstroManLuca]

I hardly ever drink, so alcohol. It's not that I don't like it, it's just too expensive to be worth it. Plus I hate getting drunk and I'm a mega lightweight; I can't have more than two drinks in a short period of time or I'm uncomfortable.