You drove a Hyundai to get here tonight, I drove an $80,000 BMW.

ElFenix

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they should have showed us this speech when i started sales
 
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Originally posted by: pontifex
at 1st i thought this was another "look me flaunt my wealth thread"

In the case of most ATOTers, the quote would be modified to something like, "You drove a Civic here tonight, I would have driven an $80,000.000 BMW if the tires hadn't been slashed, then stolen, and if I hadn't pissed off my mom and dad by acting like a spoiled brat, thus forcing them to kick me out of the house and giving me a new full time hobby of belittling other people about how poor they are while I have even less than they. I compensate by telling them that they will never amount to what my father has amounted to, which is all BS that I made up for the benefit of ATOT anyway.

P.S. Then the BMW got stolen."
 

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Originally posted by: ShotgunSteven
Originally posted by: pontifex
at 1st i thought this was another "look me flaunt my wealth thread"

In the case of most ATOTers, the quote would be modified to something like, "You drove a Civic here tonight, I would have driven an $80,000.000 BMW if the tires hadn't been slashed, then stolen, and if I hadn't pissed off my mom and dad by acting like a spoiled brat, thus forcing them to kick me out of the house and giving me a new full time hobby of belittling other people about how poor they are while I have even less than they. I compensate by telling them that they will never amount to what my father has amounted to, which is all BS that I made up for the benefit of ATOT anyway.

P.S. Then the BMW got stolen."


LOL
 

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Originally posted by: rivan
I'd be punching that guy in the face.

Damn right! Not only would I hand in my resignation right after hearing that speech, but I'd probably slash the tires on his BMW on the way out :)
 

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Originally posted by: Kev
is that from boiler room or something?

LOL! Ben Affleck stole his "big scene" from Glengarry Glen Ross. I remember watching it and cringing at how it was such a blatent rip off of Alec Baldwin's scene.