Originally posted by: ShotgunSteven
Originally posted by: pontifex
at 1st i thought this was another "look me flaunt my wealth thread"
In the case of most ATOTers, the quote would be modified to something like, "You drove a Civic here tonight, I would have driven an $80,000.000 BMW if the tires hadn't been slashed, then stolen, and if I hadn't pissed off my mom and dad by acting like a spoiled brat, thus forcing them to kick me out of the house and giving me a new full time hobby of belittling other people about how poor they are while I have even less than they. I compensate by telling them that they will never amount to what my father has amounted to, which is all BS that I made up for the benefit of ATOT anyway.
P.S. Then the BMW got stolen."