Yo Momma jokes....

[SandEagle]

are soo childish. please avoid using them in this forums. you know who you are.

 

[Cerpin Taxt]

Yo mama so fat, she on both sides of the family...

 

[Fritzo]

Yo mama so fat, she left the house in high-heels and came back in flats.

 

[Cerpin Taxt]

Yo mama so ugly, fat, and stupid, she had sex with alkemyst.

 

[BUTCH1]

Yo mama's so fat when she wears high-heels she's drillin for oil..

 

[BUTCH1]

Yo mama's cookin is so bad the flies pitched in to have the hole in the screen door fixed..

 

[pelov]

Your mother is of questionable character.

 

[Cerpin Taxt]

Your mother is of questionable character.

Your mother is highly undesireable!

 

[BUTCH1]

Your mother is of questionable character.

What? come up with a joke, that's weak as a stillborn kitten..

 

[pelov]

What? come up with a joke, that's weak as a stillborn kitten..

Just this past Wednesday, I saw your mother having brunch with Susan. Mind you, the entire neighborhood has been avoiding her like the plague after her affair with Debbie's husband. Your mother didn't seem to care much at all. I suspect it's because she had always wanted to sleep with Debbie's husband herself.

I went there.

 

[BUTCH1]

Just this past Wednesday, I saw your mother having brunch with Susan. Mind you, the entire neighborhood has been avoiding her like the plague after her affair with Debbie's husband. Your mother didn't seem to care much at all. I suspect it's because she had always wanted to sleep with Debbie's husband herself.

I went there.

Huh?, a joke, post a joke. Less than a year on ATOT and your almost at 3K posts, WTF?..

 

[Dr. Detroit]

Yo mama is so fat that she cut her leg and gravy poured out

Yo mama is so fat that she uses a mattress for a tampon

 

[DesiPower]

 

[Fritzo]

Just this past Wednesday, I saw your mother having brunch with Susan. Mind you, the entire neighborhood has been avoiding her like the plague after her affair with Debbie's husband. Your mother didn't seem to care much at all. I suspect it's because she had always wanted to sleep with Debbie's husband herself.

I went there.

With Debbie??? Dreadful! I also understand she purchased her Jaguar SECOND HAND! Can't you believe such a thing?

 

[Paladin3]

Yo mama so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck.

I saw your mama kicking a can down the street the other day. I asked her what she was doing and she said "moving."

 

[mmntech]

Yo, SandEagle's momma so depressed, she got SandEagle for a son. 😛

 

[Paladin3]

Yo moma so fat Chuck Norris had to hit her twice to put her down.

This thread is now about Chuck Norris jokes.

 

[HeXen]

Yo Momma so fat when she went to the movies she sat next to everyone
Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!!"

 

[brianmanahan]

yo mamma cant resist chunky middle-aged men with used leased sports cars.

 

[BUTCH1]

yo mama's so slutty I asked a cab driver to take me where the "action" is, he took me to yo mom's house!

 

[SandEagle]

http://www.anyclip.com/movies/ali-g-in-da-house/insulting-rival-gang/#!quotes/

"Your mama is so fat that when she volunteered to clean the cages at the zoo, people them-a walk by and say, "Look at that hippo-pota-mus. "

 

[TXHokie]

Yo mama is so fat and lazy, she is 46% of the 47%.

 

[MagnusTheBrewer]

Yo mama dresses you funny.

 

[BUTCH1]

Wow, lame mama jokes in here abundant..

 

[Pray To Jesus]

That's what she said

Bless be the man who is willing to give his all to Jesus the begotten Son of God.