Yo Momma jokes....

[Printer Bandit]

 

[Baked]

yo mama so stupid, she went to college.

 

[brianmanahan]

yo mama so stupid, she went to college.

wat

 

[Albatross]

Yo moma's so fat, the flaw in CERN's faster-than-light neutrino experiment was neglecting to account for the gravitational time dilation of her ass.

 

[Red Squirrel]

Yo mama so fat she uses Hubble as a microscope to look at Earth.

 

[MagnusTheBrewer]

Yo momma's so fat, when she ran away, they had to use all four sides of the milk carton.

 

[IronWing]

Your momma like a railroad track, she get laid all over the country.

Your momma like a Cadillac, big and easy to get into.

 

[SuPrEIVIE]

yo momma's so fat she can never be a part of a group photo

yo momma's so fat google maps satellite view is out of service indefinitely

 

[SandEagle]

Yo moma's so fat, the flaw in CERN's faster-than-light neutrino experiment was neglecting to account for the gravitational time dilation of her ass.

oh yeah? well your mother is so fat that the recursive function computing her mass causes a stack overflow.

 

[Albatross]

oh yeah? well your mother is so fat that the recursive function computing her mass causes a stack overflow.

Your mother is so fat, she solves the Travelling Salesman problem in O(1) by visiting all cities simultaneously.

 

[SandEagle]

Your mother is so fat, she solves the Travelling Salesman problem in O(1) by visiting all cities simultaneously.

If we were to code your mom in a C++ function she would look like this: double mom (double fat){ mom(fat);return mom;}; //your mom is recursively fat

 

[SandEagle]

Yo mama's so dumb that she went to the dentist and asked for a bluetooth.

 

[MagnusTheBrewer]

My restaurant has a sign, Maximum Occupancy: 240 ppl. or, yo momma.

 

[WhoBeDaPlaya]

[size=+2]Yo mama so fat, her patronus is a cake![/size]

 

[Fritzo]

Yo moma's so fat, the flaw in CERN's faster-than-light neutrino experiment was neglecting to account for the gravitational time dilation of her ass.

 

[Fritzo]

Yo mama's so dumb that she went to the dentist and asked for a bluetooth.

You're not allowed to join in, because this form of humor is beneath you.

 

[lykaon78]

Yo mama is so fat and lazy, she is 46% of the 47%.

Topical and funny... well played.

 

[MetalMat]

Yo mamas so fat when she jumped she went straight to hell

 

[kage69]

They are kinda lame, but one always made me chuckle.

*ahem*


Yo momma so fat, after sex the bitch smokes a turkey!

 

[kage69]

Topical and funny... well played.

I concur.


*applause*

 

[highland145]

"Yo Momma," Alk.

/thread.

 

[purbeast0]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yn5pbHxvChU

 

[DesiPower]

Lol, nice!

 

[BUTCH1]

yo mama's so slutty her nickname in high school was "Skippy" because she spread so easy..

 

[Tim]

Yo mama's so nasty, I told her to do the robot, and R2-D2 got aids.