Yo' Momma is so ........

shiner

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Your momma is so fat that when she uses a boomerang to put on her belt it takes 3 days to go all the way around.
 

SupaDupaCheez

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Yo' momma is so fat...a Sumo wrestler look at her and says 'Damn...She Fat!' (I know, it was a reach but what the hell).:)

SDC
 

randal

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HAHHHAHAHHA those sare some funny jokes. i tihnk i will use them.

tahskn you.
randal
 

chrissyo4

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..stupid, she spent twenty minutes lookin at an orange juice box because it said concentrate!
 

SupaDupaCheez

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Hey Randal....I think everyone is BEAUTIFUL to you right about now. Take off the beer goggles and stay awhile!

SDC
 

gygheyzeus

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not quite the same, but, I heard this on Double Take...

"Hows your momma? We went out."
 

randal

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i am not wearing amy beere gogles. i wonder if i hodl utp eh beer bottels, it might look like goggles. nope, thay are too big to be gogles, and ai can't se e thorugh them. sorry :(

hrmmr, wher ecan ai Get some googles?
randal
 

Ulfwald

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fat that if she wore an X files t-shirt that they would try to land helicopters on her.
 

randal

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supadaupa I am sorry that my masad elite typing skillz confound you. here si stomething that will explain aeverything to you.

dr-u-n-k

randal theman!
 

SupaDupaCheez

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Randal....I know...I was just trying to be F-U-N-N-Y! I guess it didn't work. Have another drink on me (as SDC pops open another MGD and passes it to Randal).

 

urameatball

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...dumb, when she asked what kind of jeans I was wearing, I said &quot;guess&quot;, she goes &quot;reebok?&quot; :)
...dumb, it took her an hour to cook minute rice :D