Yo' Momma is so ........

[SupaDupaCheez]

.....fat, her legs don't get wet when she take a shower!


SDC

 

[shiner]

Your momma is so fat that when she uses a boomerang to put on her belt it takes 3 days to go all the way around.

 

[Hamburgerpimp]

Nearly a hundred Momma jokes!

 

[SupaDupaCheez]

Yo' momma is so fat...a Sumo wrestler look at her and says 'Damn...She Fat!' (I know, it was a reach but what the hell).

SDC

 

[randal]

HAHHHAHAHHA those sare some funny jokes. i tihnk i will use them.

tahskn you.
randal

 

[SupaDupaCheez]

Damn HBP....you dug that one up from you Fat momma's nether regions...LOL.

SDC

 

[chrissyo4]

..stupid, she spent twenty minutes lookin at an orange juice box because it said concentrate!

 

[SupaDupaCheez]

Hey Randal....I think everyone is BEAUTIFUL to you right about now. Take off the beer goggles and stay awhile!

SDC

 

[SupaDupaCheez]

.....short that she has to look up to look down!

 

[Hamburgerpimp]

Your Momma's so stupid it took her three hours to watch 60 Minutes.

 

[gygheyzeus]

not quite the same, but, I heard this on Double Take...

"Hows your momma? We went out."

 

[Milhouse99]

Your momma's teeth are so yellow that when she smiles, cars start slowing down

 

[randal]

i am not wearing amy beere gogles. i wonder if i hodl utp eh beer bottels, it might look like goggles. nope, thay are too big to be gogles, and ai can't se e thorugh them. sorry

hrmmr, wher ecan ai Get some googles?
randal

 

[SupaDupaCheez]

....fat that she has to put a 'wide load' sign on each butt cheek!

 

[LukFilm]

... fat, she has more chins than Hong- Kong's phone book

 

[SupaDupaCheez]

Is there a site that will translate Randalese?

 

[Ulfwald]

fat that if she wore an X files t-shirt that they would try to land helicopters on her.

 

[randal]

supadaupa I am sorry that my masad elite typing skillz confound you. here si stomething that will explain aeverything to you.

dr-u-n-k

randal theman!

 

[Hamburgerpimp]

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Ulfwald comes out to play.

 

[SupaDupaCheez]

Humor from the serious guy! Ulfwald...too funny!

SDC

 

[chrissyo4]

....fat, it takes her two trips to haul @ss

 

[ViperMagic]

...nice she baked me some cookies!

 

[SupaDupaCheez]

Randal....I know...I was just trying to be F-U-N-N-Y! I guess it didn't work. Have another drink on me (as SDC pops open another MGD and passes it to Randal).

 

[urameatball]

...dumb, when she asked what kind of jeans I was wearing, I said "guess", she goes "reebok?"
...dumb, it took her an hour to cook minute rice

 

[SupaDupaCheez]

....so fat, she buys clothes by the pound!