Yo Mama Jokes

[MagnusTheBrewer]

Yo mama's so ugly, she has to get the baby drunk to breast feed it.

 

[kage69]

Yo momma so fat after sex she smokes a turkey.


Yo momma so fat her blood type is Ragu.


Yo momma so fat when she fell, no one laughed, but the ground started cracking up.

 

[kage69]

Yo mamma so fat she was diagnosed with flesh eating bacteria and the doctor gave her 87 years to live.

 

[sandorski]

Yo mama so fat she went to take a dump and you came out

 

[brainhulk]

Yo mama so fat ISIS considers her equivalent to 72 virgins

Yo mama so fat Putin tried to annex her

Yo mama so fat her shirt says fat lives matter

Yo mama so fat she has mo chins than chinatown

 

[steppinthrax]

You're mama is so fat she wears a watch on both arms. Because she is in two time zones!

 

[amdhunter]

Yo mamma so Conservative she posts in P&N.

 

[Genx87]

So far kage69 is winning this thread.

 

[KeithTalent]

So far kage69 is winning this thread.

Haha, agreed!

KT

 

[slugg]

Yo mama's so fat, she fell in love and broke it.

Yo mama's so dumb, it took her two hours to watch 60 Minutes.

Yo mama's so old, she farted and dust came out.

 

[John Connor]

You should feel old.

I do remember seeing a KFC with a huge bucket. Time doesn't pass by me, I pass by it.

 

[John Connor]

Made this one up.

Your momma so fat she used a radio tower as a selfie stick!

 

[soulcougher73]

Made this one up.

Your momma so fat she used a radio tower as a selfie stick!

Dont quit your day job

 

[purbeast0]

yo mama so stupid she tripped over a cordless phone wire.

yo mama so fat when god said "let there be light" he shoved the bitch out of the way.

yo mama teeth so yellow when she smiles traffic slows down.

damn ... dirty dozens on in living color back in the day was the best. t-dog jenkins going up against al bundy was epic.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z_r4NxU468E

 

[rudder]

Yo momma is so fat.... after I had sex with her I rolled over twice and was still on top.

 

[zinfamous]

Yo mama so fat, her ass has its own congressman.

 

[zinfamous]

Yo mama's got an afro with a chinstrap

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ImhN6-9KLTY

 

[slugg]

Yo mama's so ugly, when she was born, the doctor slapped HER moma.

Yo mama's so dumb, she sat on the TV to watch the couch.

Yo mama's so fat, she thought a California Roll was one of her flabs.

 

[Mai72]

My mama's been dead now for 3 years.

I'm sorry but this thread needs to close. Makes me feel sad.

 

[leeland]

I can't believe this wasn't posted yet

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KzelrlH_pjQ

 

[Ruptga]

 

[soulcougher73]

I can't believe this wasn't posted yet

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KzelrlH_pjQ

lol

 

[funboy6942]

Your moma is so fat, anyone that has sex with her doesnt take a vigra just to get it up to fuck her, but need it for the lack of oxygen when they get on top of her.

 

[purbeast0]

I can't believe this wasn't posted yet

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KzelrlH_pjQ

hahaha that is hilarious. key and peele are so hit and miss to me, but that one is good.

 

[Reasonable Doubt]

Yo mama so ugly I took her to the zoo and they gave me a reward.