Yo Mama Jokes

[Reasonable Doubt]

Yo mama so stupid, she tried to commit suicide by jumping out her basement window.

 

[Reasonable Doubt]

Yo mama so stupid if she were to speak her mind she would be speechless.

 

[Reasonable Doubt]

Yo mama so ugly they use her face to make animal crackers.

 

[Reasonable Doubt]

Yo mama so old I told her to act her age and she dropped dead.

 

[SketchMaster]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XG8b7WhANNA

 

[zinfamous]

I can't believe this wasn't posted yet

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KzelrlH_pjQ

amazing.

 

[Iron Woode]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XG8b7WhANNA

if you scroll down the comments, you will see my posting.

from 3 days ago.

 

[DesiPower]

 

[MrSquished]

yo mamma so fat she wears a vcr for a beeper!

(for us older folk)

 

[cKGunslinger]

Yo momma so ugly, when she plays Mortal Kombat, Scorpion yells, "Stay over there!"

 

[John Connor]

yo mamma so fat she wears a vcr for a beeper!

(for us older folk)

Amazingly, pagers are still used. You can decode them.

 

[CZroe]

Yo mama's so stupid...
...she f**ked Alky.

 

[DigDog]

 

[highland145]

Yo mama's so stupid...
...she f**ked Alky.

Hope he and the fam are doing well.

 

[BUTCH1]

Yo Momma's so fat when she wears high-heels she drills for oil!.