Yo Mama Jokes

[Iron Woode]

Yo Mama is so ugly - her pillow cries at night

Yo Mama is so ugly - she made an onion cry

Yo Mama is so old - when I told her to act her age, she died

Yo Mama so hairy - Bigfoot took her picture

:awe:

 

[Slew Foot]

Yo mama so ugly, she made One Direction turn and walk away.

 

[IronWing]

Yo mama like a railroad - she get laid all over the country
Yo mama like a Cadillac - big and easy to get into

 

[Iron Woode]

Yo Mama so ugly - she gives Freddy Krueger nightmares.

 

[DesiPower]

https://www.physicsforums.com/threads/yo-mama-jokes-for-physicists.427390/

Now close this thread

 

[Iron Woode]

Yo Mama is so stupid - she returned a doughnut because it had a hole in it

Yo Mama is so stupid - she tried to drown a fish

 

[Cerpin Taxt]

Yo mama so fat - she's on both sides of the family.

 

[OutHouse]

https://www.physicsforums.com/threads/yo-mama-jokes-for-physicists.427390/

Now close this thread

you ruined the thread.

 

[Atomic Playboy]

you ruined the thread.

The OP ruined this thread when he made it. Is it tired joke day or something?

 

[SlitheryDee]

Yo mama got so many fat rolls she has to screw on her underwear.

 

[Chocu1a]

Yo' mama so dumb, she thought quarterback was a refund.

 

[Nograts]

Yo mama so fat she thinks a stick of butter is a side dish.

 

[Newell Steamer]

Yo momma so stupid, she can't figure out how to use a gift car,.. oh wait.

 

[DrPizza]

https://www.physicsforums.com/threads/yo-mama-jokes-for-physicists.427390/

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Those are awesome! No one's going to top them.

 

[John Connor]

Heard these in the early 90's.

Your momma so fat she jumped up and got stuck in the sky.

Your momma so fat she went to KFC and ordered the bucket on the top.

Your momma so fat she tripped and caused an earthquake.

Heard this one in high school: Your momma so fat to have sex with her you have to slap her hips and ride the wave in. LMAO!

LOL One more. Your momma so ugly to get the dog to play with her she ties a steak around her neck

 

[IronWing]

Your momma so fat she went to KFC and ordered the bucket on the top.

You should feel old.

 

[krose]

Yo mama so fat, the back of her neck looks like a pack of hot dogs.

Yo mama so fat, I was driving down the street, swerved to avoid her and ran out of gas.

 

[soulcougher73]

Your mama is so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck.
Your mama is so fat she has more rolls than a bakery.

 

[twinrider1]

Reporter makes joke

 

[MetalMat]

Yo mamas so fat when she jumped she went straight to hell

 

[Genx87]

Yo mama so fat, tried to drive around her and ran out of gas

 

[HomerJS]

Yo Mama so stupid she jumped out a window and fell up

 

[balloonshark]

Yo mama so ugly Ted Danson wouldn't date her.

 

[Iron Woode]

Yo mama so stupid - she tried to climb Mountain Dew

Yo mama so stupid - she got fired from the M&M factory for throwing out the W's

 

[OutHouse]

o mama so stupid - she got fired from the M&M factory for throwing out the W's

lol