yo mama jokes

[skullshivers]

yo mama's so dumb she sits on the TV and watches the couch.

yo mama's so fat she uses a matress for a maxipad

yo mama's so black i shot at her and the bullets came back for flashlights

(was that last one going too far?)

 

[Capone]

Your mom is like a mosquito, when you slap her she stops sucking.

I saw your mom at the end of the pier with a six-pack of now & laters saying "it don't get no better than this".

 

[dr150]

Yo momma is so fat, she has her own zip code.

 

[dr150]

Mystery of Dark matter solved: Yo FAT Momma.


http://www.astro.queensu.ca/~dursi/dm-tutorial/dm1.html

 

[alkemyst]

Originally posted by: dr150
Mystery of Dark matter solved: Yo FAT Momma.


http://www.astro.queensu.ca/~dursi/dm-tutorial/dm1.html

I think yo mamma is so fat she ate that website....404 the page got eaten my yo mamma.