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Originally posted by: donlondon
your mom is like a shotgun, cock, cock and she is ready to blow
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It's one cock not cock cock.

Anyways most of your mama's keep me too busy in bed to make up jokes about them. 😉
 
YO YO YO...when you out gay bashing, I'm gonna be at your girlfriends house baging her.......in the @SS!!

😀
 
Originally posted by: donlondon
no some shot guns you cock more than once...
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Yo mamma's so fat,
when she wears a Malcom X t-shirt helicopters try to land on her.

Yo mamma's so fat,
she has to take off her pants to get change out of her pockets.
 
Yo mama is so poor, I saw her kickin a can down the street and when I asked her what she was doing she said "Moving".

Yo mama is so fat, I rolled over twice and I was still on her.

 
Come on, no one has posted this classic yet??

Your mamma's so fat, it takes her two trips to haul ass!!

 
Originally posted by: hypersonic5
I never really understand the juvenile infatuation with "your mama" jokes. I mean, most people are insulting someone who they have never met or has never done anything harmful to them.
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Go away...you dont belong here. I'm sure there are forums for the stiff and humorless somewhere.
 
Yo mama so fat she beeps when she backs up.

My favorite was the one about the other fat women orbiting her (posted earlier)...hehe can't read that and not laugh.
 
Man, you can never get enough yo mama jokes. They always crack me up!

Yo mama's so fat she wears a vcr as a pager
 
tell yo momma to stop changing her lipstick colors, my d*cks turning into a rainbow.

yo momas so fat she has the word UHAUL written on the back of her.

yo mommas so fat she got mo crack than harlem

yo mommas like a doorknob, everyone gets a turn!

yo mommas like potato chips; you gotta have more than one Lay

Yo mommas so skinny, she hang glides on a Dorito!
 
Originally posted by: skullshivers
yo mama so ugly a yo-yo wont come back to her
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hahahahahaha!!!!!!! oh that one is great. This whole thread is hilarious!


Yo momma's so big, it goes "beeep, beeeep, beeep" when she back up

yo momma's so big she got license plates on her slippers
 
Originally posted by: SherEPunjab
Originally posted by: aRCeNiTe
yo momma so bloated, bill gates sued her for copyright infringement
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only geeks understand that. and even then, only some would find it funny. what else ya got?
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lol i dont know, i JUST thought it up in the 2 mins I read the thread, not bad for 1:45
 
Yo mama is so old she farts dust

Yo mama is so fat after sex she smokes a turkey

Yo mama's nose is so big you can go bowling with her boogers
 
Yo momma is so old that when god said "Let there be light", she was there to hit the switch

Yo momma is so fat that sat on a quarter and squeezed a booger out of george washington's nose.
 
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