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yoda291

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I had the same thing happen to me, but I managed off a solution. Where I work, for a time, I was the help line. We simply did not have competent staff save me and a few others. Meanwhile, I watched as the laziest, most idiotic suck up their way to raises and promotions while I got stuck in the dregs. One time, during a server failure, I had 4 dropped calls on my line and was told this was unacceptable and I had 3 weeks to correct it. On top of that, we had hired new staff that had trouble understanding that there was a difference between ip and ipx that was getting hired at $5/hr more than I. That snapped the camel's back, so to speak. My solution was to punch in better numbers, and reduce the quality of service by taking any and every shortcut possible and making myself act so incompetent that my managers lowered their expectations of quality from me and raised their expectations of quantity, which is all that matters to them. Instead of walking a user through setting up their tcp/ip settings, I simply told them that instruction were in the manual on whatever page my supervisor said they were on and wished them luck. Instead of helping someone edit a document or perform some action, I'd look on our list of supported apps. If it wasn't on there, they got the "I'm sorry, we don't support that, I'll have to transfer you to xxx". Whenever my supervisor would ask why I had changed my handling style, I simply explained that if I took time to handle actions that we didn't specifically support, I was wasting time that could have been spent supporting apps and actions that we did support. That was proof that all my managers cared about was the numbers they turned in. So, by performing the bare minimum of my job duties, I snagged myself a raise, a management position, and I did less work than ever. I know it's a sad sad sad state when that is the recourse you have to endure because of stupid management, but I could ill afford to be unemployed and could see no other choice in the matter.

PS - Update: Since the changing of my call handling style and the style of the other competent workers, the line/op technicians had become overwhelmed and management ended up reforming the help line a bit since the help line had become virtually useless and I was given leeway in handling my own team as far as numbers were concerned.
 

MainFramed

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Originally posted by: Yield
Originally posted by: ffmcobalt
Originally posted by: gopunk
Originally posted by: Millennium
Originally posted by: gopunk
man i saw the hottest chick not 20 minutes ago....

full breasts.... like C cup... tight brown sweater... tight brown denim skirt... nice curvy hips..... oh MAN. and she had the cutest frown on her face. and the way her body moved.... oh god help me

Damn and you didn't get any pics? WTF is wrong with you? Eh?

even if i had a camera with me, pics would not do her justice... she demands to be seen in 3d! aieee.



sorry for hijacking your doublepost btw ffmcobalt. you should reduce your call times by hanging up on people prematurely :p

We get fired for hanging up on one customer even once.

There's a company that needs to be shutdown..
why are you working there? i'd leave if they told me that.. i'd tell them to stuff it huge as i walked out the door..
then i'd pull a milton and burn the building down.

sounds like a plan :)

hope everything gets better nik :)
 

Spac3d

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Originally posted by: LordSegan
I think it sucks that the Mod gave nik the boot for the holiday season.


Christ. Have a heart for gods sake.

Did you even look through this thread? He got kicked for his language. I agree with the mods on this one (which doesn't happen often).

Spac3d
 

CraigRT

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Originally posted by: eakers
maybe you should look for a job in a different field.

Yeah no crap... I am in the same boat right now.. I think I am going to eventually. :p
 

malbojah

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Originally posted by: Phuz
I'm being a workaholic because I can't FIND another job that pays $10.20...

I've been here 3 months and I make $11/hr and just worked a 105hr pay period...

Damn, my job that I got hired for five months paid me $15/hr to backup systems and re-installed with w2k
 

Pliablemoose

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Once upon a time, my managers had the brilliant idea to take "Ask a Nurse" calls & make money...

Only problem; where to send the calls; so they sent them to the ER... We're busy as hell and suddenly we have to answer calls like "Can you change my appointment?" We couldn't & it was a freaking huge waste of time, so naturally they added 4 more g*d-dammed states to the calling area & put in another phone...

The same day the second phone was put in, I was putting orders in the computer for an acute MI who was sick as hell, I mean gonna die if we don't do our job right & the new phone rings...

Unknown Voice: "Hi I'm just checking to see if they gave you another phone."

Me: "Well we have the phone, but problem is, we don't have anyone to answer it, I'm busy as hell right now, who's brilliant idea was it to put these phones in a busy ER & to have us try to answer stupid questions from 6 million people in 4 states?"

Then I hung up...

Within 3 minutes, I had 3 levels of management trying to raise hell with me in a full ER (we were really busy), evidently I gave my opinion to a roomful of management types & I was on the speakerphone who were busy patting themselves on the back for their brilliant ideas...

Phones were gone in a month, another in a long litany of reasons I'll never be promoted;)

 
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Originally posted by: Spac3d
Originally posted by: LordSegan
I think it sucks that the Mod gave nik the boot for the holiday season.


Christ. Have a heart for gods sake.

Did you even look through this thread? He got kicked for his language. I agree with the mods on this one (which doesn't happen often).

Spac3d


With all due respect to Nik, his language was way out of bounds - there is no point in having rules about profanity if the same person is allowed to use foul language constantly by altering one letter per word. I can't see why the mods would want to let him use the "C" word, of all things, and it may do him good to take a brief vacation from this place. I wish him well, but he is an angry guy, and I have not appreciated it when I have received his profanity-laced tirades for no good reason.
 

yoda291

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Hey Don_Vito. I just noticed your sig.... doesn't "La Mia Macchina" mean "my car"? Was this intentional? It's hard for me to think this late at night
 
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Originally posted by: yoda291
Hey Don_Vito. I just noticed your sig.... doesn't "La Mia Macchina" mean "my car"? Was this intentional? It's hard for me to think this late at night

That is one meaning, but it also means "machine" generally. In this case it refers to my computer.
 

MrPhelps

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Originally posted by: gopunk
man i saw the hottest chick not 20 minutes ago....

full breasts.... like C cup... tight brown sweater... tight brown denim skirt... nice curvy hips..... oh MAN. and she had the cutest frown on her face. and the way her body moved.... oh god help me


PICS????