YAR(oommate)T: His girlfriend spends basically every night at our place.

[RbSX]

It's not like you to post asking for advise here. You are throwing me for a loop. Aren't you usually the take charge fuck what others think type? Aren't you supposed to be yelling at me to get laid already or something?

You spit truth, the problem is, I need to live with this asshole one way or the other for the next year, so I can't pull my usual 'run where angels fear to tread' antics.

There might *actually* be repercussions if I don't do this with some element of tact.

 

[ch33kym0use]

Steal his girlfriend, if not, rape option but I doubt you'll carry it out. lol Damn, i'd hate living with another couple. Glad it's not me to be honest.

 

[Locut0s]

You spit truth, the problem is, I need to live with this asshole one way or the other for the next year, so I can't pull my usual 'run where angels fear to tread' antics.

There might *actually* be repercussions if I don't do this with some element of tact.

Option 1 - Cum on her face when she's sleeping on the couch one night. Pretend the next day to have no idea what they are talking about.

Option 2 - Kill your roomate. Cut his body up into small pieces and stuff in fridge. When she comes home that night tell her her boyfriend left her a present in the fridge.

Option 3 - Lock all the doors one night, pour gasoline everywhere and light a match.

Option 4 - Talk to your room mate calmly and let him know it's nothing personal but it's starting to feel like you are living with 2 room mates now and that was not in the original agreement. Let him know you are really busy with school work at the moment and while it's true that she spends lots of time in his room it's still distracting.

Option 5 - Sneak into his room and sabotage all his condoms. When she gets pregnant tell her that her boyfriend confided in you one drunken night that he carries the genes for some horrible childhood birth defect.

Option 6 - Print out fake clinic documents in her name showing tests for HIV, Herpes, gonorrhoea and syphilis. Leave them out in the open somewhere.

Option 7 - Get them both addicted to meth. The trick is to lace their food with it slowly over many weeks. Then let them go cold turkey. Constantly tell them, hey you aren't looking to good, you okay?

 

[Wordplay]

I walked out of my bedroom one morning to see her on the couch, shit got real awkward. I should be able to walk around in my boxers in my own place.

No way in hell you should feel awkward for walking around in your house the way you want to in the morning. Was she sleeping on the couch or did she just get there early one day? Honestly you should just start to walk around the house in your boxers more often in the morning, unless you are embarrassed. If your roommate says something about it just tell him to fucking bad. Either he can pay more on the rent to get more say or he can just deal with it.

If so, what should I say? I've got two hellish semesters of school coming up and I don't want to tiptoe around my own place because she's always here. When I stressed out because I've got a ton of assignments, I don't want to have to be the courteous host, I don't want to have to be the nice guy because someone comes over and I didn't invite them.

See, you don't have to put a face on for this chick. If she comes over enough and gets to know she should be able to see that some days you are under stress or just aggravated and stay out of the way.

That also works the other way as well. There might be times when you are in a good mood and have someone over when your roommate might be a little bit pissed off and not want company over. To bad for him though since you both pay rent and can invite people over when you want to. He also doesn't have to put a face on for them though.

 

[bargetrav]

if you fucked three different girls last weekend why the fuck do you have a roomate? get your own cheap place, jesus christ you cheap fuck.

 

[Whoozyerdaddy]

Get super drunk and take over the TV.

 

[OBLAMA2009]

give him a taste of his own medicine and let your boyfriend stay for a week

 

[SketchMaster]

Talk to your roommate, you have to let him know that she is starting to cause issues and see if you can come an agreement on visitors. On the other hand, be happy it's just some awkwardness and space issues, it could be WAY worse; I had a situation like yours, only the girl wasn't hot and SWAT was almost called to our house.

I was living in a house with two other dudes, one owned the house, and the other was renting like me. The guy who was renting got fired from his job a week after moving in (I had moved in the week after him) so he just sat around the house all day with his CRAZY GF (who pretty much lived there) and they ate our food, left every damn light on, had hour long sex showers and were overall a drain (If I can find pics of the utility bills I'll post them, it was insane.).

It got to the point where the owner was trying to kick them out, because of the above issues and only paid enough to keep him from evicting them. Then they both disappeared with no warning, but every now and then we saw signs of someone at the house when we were gone. I then found a note on our front door from a friend of the roommate letting us know he was in jail, so I looked up the police blotter for my town and found that our roommate and his GF got into an epic fight; here are the bullet points:

• RM tried to kick GF out
• She locked herself in the bathroom
• RM went and got his AR-15 and told her he was going to shoot the door down
• GF called police
• 5 squad cars showed up to the house
• RM went to jail

So I saw this and understood why suddenly no one on our street would talk to us, then called the owner and gave him the lowdown. Later that week the owner and I got home one day and saw a land phone had been installed on the wall, he asked me about it because he was pissed I did it without asking. I told him I thought HE had it installed and it was about that time we both realized why stuff seemed to be moving around while we were gone; the crazy GF had a key to the house from her jailed BF and was moving her stuff in while the two of us were gone at work!

The owner started the eviction paperwork and after a few more arguments and another visit from the police we got them out and changed the locks.

Good fun all around.

 

[ch33kym0use]

You'd probably be better off later when you get a place of your own and have a girlfriend(s) or wife and don't have to live with another couple.

 

[HAL9000]

So I have a problem, my roommate is a great guy, but his girlfriend is ALWAYS here and I'm not sure how to deal with it.

It's not like her being here is invasive, but having a third person in a small-ish place does throw off the vibe, and I also don't like that he never tells me that she's going to be here. Most of the time I come home and I know she's here because her shit is all over the front entrance to our place.

Now, am I justified in saying something even though 75% of the time she inst' in our common space? They are never at her place because she still lives with her parents, which is inequitable, and it imposes on me. Usually she comes over on a Friday or Saturday, and it makes me feel like a third wheel in my own place.

If so, what should I say? I've got two hellish semesters of school coming up and I don't want to tiptoe around my own place because she's always here. When I stressed out because I've got a ton of assignments, I don't want to have to be the courteous host, I don't want to have to be the nice guy because someone comes over and I didn't invite them.

I was in the exact same situation, I just sat down with my friend told him that it was causing me a problem, he got pissed off and started staying at hers... problem solved.

 

[Newbian]

Maybe they are trying to get you in a 3-some but the bad kind that has two sausages and only one piece of bread.

 

[Whoozyerdaddy]

Maybe they are trying to get you in a 3-some but the bad kind that has two sausages and only one piece of bread.

:whiste:

 

[Anubis]

I walked out of my bedroom one morning to see her on the couch, shit got real awkward. I should be able to walk around in my boxers in my own place.

why does her being there prevent you from walking around in your boxers?

 

[sportage]

Sounds like they want YOU out to me.

Make a pretend phone call when you know only she can ease drop.
"Hello... Yes I need a tech to repair the bathroom webcam. No, the ones in the rest of the house are working just fine. You already logged in to check? Great. So you still know the web address then?"

Another pretend call,
"yes my tests came back negative, but my roommate refuses to tell me his results. I hear they've advanced in light years for treatment of that."

And still another prank call,
"I think he buried her in the woods by the creek. He still won't tell me. And now he forgot where he left that axe that he borrowed. Yeah, he pretty much cleaned up all the blood in the bathtub."

One more prank call,
"yes, a mother from Jersey should see her son. Sure, a nice long visit would be nice. Sure, we can make room. Eight months? Sure, that should be fine with him.Next Tuesday? I'll make sure he's at the bus station early."

Two other options...
#1. Strategically place women's undies around his room.
#2. Strategically place mens undies in his room with sown in name tags other than his name (or yours).

 

[edro]

Deal with it. You have a roommate... what do you expect?
Get your own place if you don't like being inconvenienced.

 

[TecHNooB]

someone got the ban hammer

now to find the offending post.

 

[HamburgerBoy]

someone got the ban hammer

now to find the offending post.

This thread was locked a few hours ago.

 

[Rifter]

someone got the ban hammer

now to find the offending post.

i looked, couldnt find it. If you do post up the link.

 

[rcpratt]

This thread was locked a few hours ago.

Huh?

 

[Rifter]

Huh?

yeah i didnt notice this thread being locked either, but also cant find the ban worthy post by the OP so who knows.

 

[moshquerade]

i looked, couldnt find it. If you do post up the link.

 

[rh71]

The following are tell-tale signs of rhetorical posts...

- I live in an apartment and...
- I have a roommate and...

and yeah I like that leaving other panties in his room idea.

 

[Rifter]

whats not to get, we are trying to find the offending post that got the op banned.

My post was in response to:

someone got the ban hammer

now to find the offending post.

 

[TwiceOver]

I walked out of my bedroom one morning to see her on the couch, shit got real awkward. I should be able to walk around in my boxers in my own place.

You are right in your own place. You live with a roommate, not alone. You shouldn't be walking around in boxers. What if your roommate's family stopped by early in the morning off to some event or something else. It isn't your own place, you don't have that right.

Now... I lived in a similar situation with two other guys. Me and guy2 confronted guy3 about girlfriend3 pretty much living in the house. All 6 of us were good friends, but girlfriends1&2 knew not to overstay their welcome.

Within a week we all had separate housing. Be careful where this may lead. We are all still friends now though. Guy3 is now married to girlfriend3 and me and guy2 are married to new chicks. heh.

 

[the DRIZZLE]

It's tricky because she lives at home. I agree with you 100% in principle, but your roommate is probably not going to take it well because his choices are basically to move out, see his girlfriend less, or convince her to get her own place. I'd say before you talk to him have some sort of a specific goal in mind, like limiting limiting the number of nights she can stay there, or asking to split the rent 3 ways since you now have two roommates.