YAPT

[rudeguy]

why is it when you have to take a urine test, they give you a cup and tell you to fill it up to the line thats like a millimeter below the top of the cup??? do they want you to make a mess of yourself?? or is it just some sick joke that they play?

 

[Aves]

I've never had them tell me to within a mm of the top.

 

[Kalvin00]

They can't afford cups any bigger?

 

[iamme]

"YAPT", lol

 

[fatbaby]

when you get about 5/6 full, use the drip method

 

[rudeguy]

Originally posted by: fatbaby
when you get about 5/6 full, use the drip method

I dont want to get too graphic...but I stopped right on their silly little line...I was like yeah I did it!!! then i realized that the lady outside prolly heard me say that

 

[iamme]

Originally posted by: rudeguy5757

Originally posted by: fatbaby
when you get about 5/6 full, use the drip method

I dont want to get too graphic...but I stopped right on their silly little line...I was like yeah I did it!!! then i realized that the lady outside prolly heard me say that

LOL

 

[TrueBlueLS]

Originally posted by: rudeguy5757

Originally posted by: fatbaby
when you get about 5/6 full, use the drip method

I dont want to get too graphic...but I stopped right on their silly little line...I was like yeah I did it!!! then i realized that the lady outside prolly heard me say that

Did you hear giggling outside the door to confirm that?

 

[rudeguy]

Originally posted by: TrueBlueLS

Originally posted by: rudeguy5757

Originally posted by: fatbaby
when you get about 5/6 full, use the drip method

I dont want to get too graphic...but I stopped right on their silly little line...I was like yeah I did it!!! then i realized that the lady outside prolly heard me say that

Did you hear giggling outside the door to confirm that?

I thought she was giggling because she peeked and saw my thing :frown:

 

[HappyPuppy]

You're lucky they didn't want a sperm sample.

 

[iamme]

Originally posted by: rudeguy5757

Originally posted by: TrueBlueLS

Originally posted by: rudeguy5757

Originally posted by: fatbaby
when you get about 5/6 full, use the drip method

I dont want to get too graphic...but I stopped right on their silly little line...I was like yeah I did it!!! then i realized that the lady outside prolly heard me say that

Did you hear giggling outside the door to confirm that?

I thought she was giggling because she peeked and saw my thing :frown:

hehe, this thread is making me laugh too much

 

[TrueBlueLS]

Originally posted by: rudeguy5757

Originally posted by: TrueBlueLS

Originally posted by: rudeguy5757

Originally posted by: fatbaby
when you get about 5/6 full, use the drip method

I dont want to get too graphic...but I stopped right on their silly little line...I was like yeah I did it!!! then i realized that the lady outside prolly heard me say that

Did you hear giggling outside the door to confirm that?

I thought she was giggling because she peeked and saw my thing :frown:

I hope she was cute.

 

[BooGiMaN]

off topic never ceases to amaze me...

 

[ThaGrandCow]

I've never been to a pee test where I had to fill a cup more than halfway full. Isn't filling it almost to the top unsanitary?

 

[guapo337]

i cant stop the flow. isnt that impossible?

 

[UglyCasanova]

I took a urine test yesterday and he only told me to fill it up halfway, but my urine is extra potent so i dunno.

 

[giguana]

Originally posted by: rudeguy5757

Originally posted by: fatbaby
when you get about 5/6 full, use the drip method

I dont want to get too graphic...but I stopped right on their silly little line...I was like yeah I did it!!! then i realized that the lady outside prolly heard me say that

LMAO

 

[Koing]

Originally posted by: arsenal1414
i cant stop the flow. isnt that impossible?

your muscles that help you to pee are weak. You should be able to do this.

 

[rudeguy]

Originally posted by: Koing

Originally posted by: arsenal1414
i cant stop the flow. isnt that impossible?

your muscles that help you to pee are weak. You should be able to do this.

yeah...its a good trick to learn to control those muscles...it will help you out in other areas of life as well

 

[Yossarian]

Originally posted by: rudeguy5757

Originally posted by: Koing

Originally posted by: arsenal1414
i cant stop the flow. isnt that impossible?

your muscles that help you to pee are weak. You should be able to do this.

yeah...its a good trick to learn to control those muscles...it will help you out in other areas of life as well

Yes, soon you will be able to lift heavy objects with your penis if it gets strong enough!

 

[Scouzer]

Originally posted by: rudeguy5757

Originally posted by: Koing

Originally posted by: arsenal1414
i cant stop the flow. isnt that impossible?

your muscles that help you to pee are weak. You should be able to do this.

yeah...its a good trick to learn to control those muscles...it will help you out in other areas of life as well

Kegels!

 

[Koing]

Originally posted by: Scouzer

Originally posted by: rudeguy5757

Originally posted by: Koing

Originally posted by: arsenal1414
i cant stop the flow. isnt that impossible?

your muscles that help you to pee are weak. You should be able to do this.

yeah...its a good trick to learn to control those muscles...it will help you out in other areas of life as well

Kegels!

Yeah I think thats it. I thought the word begain with a *p* though? like pinctor? Or something like that?

Yeah well if you can stop peeing mid way it means your muscles are good. You should be able to do this and when you have sex it will be better also.

Wise men are in this thread!

 

[Mallow]

If the line on your cup is really that close to the top just fill it about 2/3 of the way full ^_^